blissy_sama 🦞
@blissysama.bsky.social
Sarcastic lobster detective #ENVtuber 🦞
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Contact: blissysama@gmail.com
http://twitch.tv/blissy_sama
■ Video Editor
■ Twitch streamer
■ 32
■ England is my City (UK times)
■ EN/RU
■ She/Her 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ♿
Contact: blissysama@gmail.com
http://twitch.tv/blissy_sama
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@blissysama.bsky.social
· Oct 13
SCHEDULE for the week of 13th October
Given my crippling addiction to BPSR, this schedule was hard to come up with. Doing a fairly busy week, because next week I will be away. At least P5R will get some progress
Check the timezone convertor at t.ly/XsNpN to see stream times in your local timezone.
Given my crippling addiction to BPSR, this schedule was hard to come up with. Doing a fairly busy week, because next week I will be away. At least P5R will get some progress
Check the timezone convertor at t.ly/XsNpN to see stream times in your local timezone.
i have had a year
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i have had a year
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Honestly dude, AVGN isn't even in the top 200 angriest gamers I ever heard at this point.
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Honestly dude, AVGN isn't even in the top 200 angriest gamers I ever heard at this point.
i wish i had as many legs as a lobster - then it wouldnt matter if one of them didnt work
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#vtuber #envtuber
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December 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
i wish i had as many legs as a lobster - then it wouldnt matter if one of them didnt work
twitch.tv/blissy_sama
#vtuber #envtuber
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#vtuber #envtuber
the chances of a slavoj zizek encounter on ytour vtuber stream are low, but never 0. Be careful out there
*sniff*
*sniff*
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 AM
the chances of a slavoj zizek encounter on ytour vtuber stream are low, but never 0. Be careful out there
*sniff*
*sniff*
youtube dropped this on me and I am stunlocked. I did not know the small pink gremlin rodent had this in her, and its fucking incredible.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArOS...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArOS...
Music Box of Fate - Ironmouse Original Opera Song
YouTube video by ironmouse
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
youtube dropped this on me and I am stunlocked. I did not know the small pink gremlin rodent had this in her, and its fucking incredible.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArOS...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArOS...
"Why do you want to know whether your nearly $100 AAA game was actually made by humans or simply shat out by a computer???"
I wonder why nobody uses Tim's store except for fortnite.
I wonder why nobody uses Tim's store except for fortnite.
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses" — Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Steam should ditch its AI generated content disclosure. https://bit.ly/4a193vt
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"Why do you want to know whether your nearly $100 AAA game was actually made by humans or simply shat out by a computer???"
I wonder why nobody uses Tim's store except for fortnite.
I wonder why nobody uses Tim's store except for fortnite.
world record levels of anime smugness
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
world record levels of anime smugness
Why are ethernet cables called "CAT 6" and so on?
Because they can be used for downloading pictures of cats - the higher the number the greater the quantity of cat pictures that you can simultaneously download through the cable.
Because they can be used for downloading pictures of cats - the higher the number the greater the quantity of cat pictures that you can simultaneously download through the cable.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Why are ethernet cables called "CAT 6" and so on?
Because they can be used for downloading pictures of cats - the higher the number the greater the quantity of cat pictures that you can simultaneously download through the cable.
Because they can be used for downloading pictures of cats - the higher the number the greater the quantity of cat pictures that you can simultaneously download through the cable.
My body is a machine, its just that the machine was made in a factory in Izhevsk in 1982 purely to fulfill production quotas and hasn't been oiled since before the millenium.
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My body is a machine, its just that the machine was made in a factory in Izhevsk in 1982 purely to fulfill production quotas and hasn't been oiled since before the millenium.
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
mad that tony the tiger has enough cum to cover all of the frosties in a box, let alone all the boxes of frosties in the world. You'd think he'd be jizzing out dust by now but no, he just keeps on pumping.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
mad that tony the tiger has enough cum to cover all of the frosties in a box, let alone all the boxes of frosties in the world. You'd think he'd be jizzing out dust by now but no, he just keeps on pumping.
I might not exactly be an oscar worthy director myself, but holy shit churning out a 20 minute video over some unimportant twitter drama is such utter slop content. Who whonestly gives a single fuck?
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I might not exactly be an oscar worthy director myself, but holy shit churning out a 20 minute video over some unimportant twitter drama is such utter slop content. Who whonestly gives a single fuck?
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I love when people make unprompted denials of things and they're like "I definitely didnt kill 17 people with a Makita cordless drill in a garage at grid co-ordinates 18.545450745170466, 73.77779165382012".
Anyway on a completely different topic, you'll be pleased to hear Nvidia isn't like Enron.
Anyway on a completely different topic, you'll be pleased to hear Nvidia isn't like Enron.
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I love when people make unprompted denials of things and they're like "I definitely didnt kill 17 people with a Makita cordless drill in a garage at grid co-ordinates 18.545450745170466, 73.77779165382012".
Anyway on a completely different topic, you'll be pleased to hear Nvidia isn't like Enron.
Anyway on a completely different topic, you'll be pleased to hear Nvidia isn't like Enron.
@iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social Did the astronauts stop pissing?
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
@iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social Did the astronauts stop pissing?
remember to get your steam wawards nominations in, its very important
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
remember to get your steam wawards nominations in, its very important
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
You never hear politicians talk about the state of boat fares across the river Styx. Its like they have no idea how hard it is for the average person to find an obol nowadays, not to mention that Charon has a whole ass monopoly on river Styx boatfaring.
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
You never hear politicians talk about the state of boat fares across the river Styx. Its like they have no idea how hard it is for the average person to find an obol nowadays, not to mention that Charon has a whole ass monopoly on river Styx boatfaring.
*gasp*
a banger post
a banger post
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
*gasp*
a banger post
a banger post
archeologists recently discovered that stonehenge was actually a series of stone arches outside a neolithic era McDonalds
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
archeologists recently discovered that stonehenge was actually a series of stone arches outside a neolithic era McDonalds
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
if I was a big youtuber I wouldnt buy a lamborghini (cringe crypto car eww), I'd be making a rap video about my 1982 beige Lada 1600 with Belorussian numberplates and the og Жигули badge
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
if I was a big youtuber I wouldnt buy a lamborghini (cringe crypto car eww), I'd be making a rap video about my 1982 beige Lada 1600 with Belorussian numberplates and the og Жигули badge
Some people aspire to fame. Others aspire to fortune. Yet others still aspire to great deeds such as becoming an astronaut or something.
I aspire to being a depressed party functionary in a random clip Omnistar East puts in a video with Кино music in the background.
I aspire to being a depressed party functionary in a random clip Omnistar East puts in a video with Кино music in the background.
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Some people aspire to fame. Others aspire to fortune. Yet others still aspire to great deeds such as becoming an astronaut or something.
I aspire to being a depressed party functionary in a random clip Omnistar East puts in a video with Кино music in the background.
I aspire to being a depressed party functionary in a random clip Omnistar East puts in a video with Кино music in the background.
yes hello i am apparently a """famous""" bluesky """personality""" and idk why anybody followed me from that one post but here we are
twitch.tv/blissy_sama
#vtuber #envtuber
twitch.tv/blissy_sama
#vtuber #envtuber
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
yes hello i am apparently a """famous""" bluesky """personality""" and idk why anybody followed me from that one post but here we are
twitch.tv/blissy_sama
#vtuber #envtuber
twitch.tv/blissy_sama
#vtuber #envtuber
Me: "hello mr google I need a job I can do in a wheelchair"
Google, consuming an entire galaxy to power the new Omnissiah known as Gemini: "finding a job accessible for wheelchair users can be hard! Here are some job websites where you can look for them ☺️"
Google, consuming an entire galaxy to power the new Omnissiah known as Gemini: "finding a job accessible for wheelchair users can be hard! Here are some job websites where you can look for them ☺️"
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Me: "hello mr google I need a job I can do in a wheelchair"
Google, consuming an entire galaxy to power the new Omnissiah known as Gemini: "finding a job accessible for wheelchair users can be hard! Here are some job websites where you can look for them ☺️"
Google, consuming an entire galaxy to power the new Omnissiah known as Gemini: "finding a job accessible for wheelchair users can be hard! Here are some job websites where you can look for them ☺️"