After some experimentation… If I answer the door to Ocado with no bra on, I get a greater bag recycle bonus amount off my bill 🤘🏼
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
After some experimentation… If I answer the door to Ocado with no bra on, I get a greater bag recycle bonus amount off my bill 🤘🏼
Watching ‘The Beast in Me’ and I’ve decided I’m never watching another programme with Claire Danes in. Can’t not finish it though because, weird.
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Watching ‘The Beast in Me’ and I’ve decided I’m never watching another programme with Claire Danes in. Can’t not finish it though because, weird.
Took today off work because I have plague and I’ve spent all day in a constant cycle of napping, checking my emails, feeling guilt, taking pain relief, napping, checking my emails…
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Took today off work because I have plague and I’ve spent all day in a constant cycle of napping, checking my emails, feeling guilt, taking pain relief, napping, checking my emails…
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
Someone needs to take my cards off me because all the Black Friday book emails are starting, and I can’t spend ANY money between now and Xmas on non essentials.
Also, have 24 books on my TBR pile.
Also, have 24 books on my TBR pile.
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Someone needs to take my cards off me because all the Black Friday book emails are starting, and I can’t spend ANY money between now and Xmas on non essentials.
Also, have 24 books on my TBR pile.
Also, have 24 books on my TBR pile.
I don’t want to Monday. The vibe is off.
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I don’t want to Monday. The vibe is off.
Every weekend between now and Xmas I have something on. It’s making me feel dread already. Not. A. Fan.
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Every weekend between now and Xmas I have something on. It’s making me feel dread already. Not. A. Fan.
I’m not saying my kitten is passive aggressive but she’s trotted up to me with the fucking litter scoop and dropped it at my feet. Demanding.
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m not saying my kitten is passive aggressive but she’s trotted up to me with the fucking litter scoop and dropped it at my feet. Demanding.
I’ve had to download #Alchemised because there is no way I’m lugging a book that is over 1,000 pages around with me. Especially in hardback. Christ.
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’ve had to download #Alchemised because there is no way I’m lugging a book that is over 1,000 pages around with me. Especially in hardback. Christ.
Meant to be going to a gig tonight but the main band isn’t on until 21:30 and let’s be honest that is past my bedtime.
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Meant to be going to a gig tonight but the main band isn’t on until 21:30 and let’s be honest that is past my bedtime.
Nobody prepares you for the part of parenthood where they don’t need you anymore.
October 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Nobody prepares you for the part of parenthood where they don’t need you anymore.
I detest bottomless brunches with a passion, the whole binge drinking culture is tiresome. The food is always tiny portions and not great either.
Anyway, off for a bottomless brunch at 2pm today.
Anyway, off for a bottomless brunch at 2pm today.
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I detest bottomless brunches with a passion, the whole binge drinking culture is tiresome. The food is always tiny portions and not great either.
Anyway, off for a bottomless brunch at 2pm today.
Anyway, off for a bottomless brunch at 2pm today.
I know it’s 2025, but I’ve finally hooked the Switch up to the big TV and GAME CHANGER.
October 29, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I know it’s 2025, but I’ve finally hooked the Switch up to the big TV and GAME CHANGER.
Me setting an alarm like the two furry pricks aren’t going to wake me up before half 7. Lol.
October 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Me setting an alarm like the two furry pricks aren’t going to wake me up before half 7. Lol.
I’ve done 51 days with no booze. Am I feeling better for it? No. Am I finding people more tolerable? Also, no. Have I lost any weight? Fuck no.
a gray and white cat is sitting on the floor looking at the camera .
ALT: a gray and white cat is sitting on the floor looking at the camera .
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October 19, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I’ve done 51 days with no booze. Am I feeling better for it? No. Am I finding people more tolerable? Also, no. Have I lost any weight? Fuck no.
Can confirm that ‘I Swear’ is both hilarious and heartbreaking. Spunk for milk!
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Can confirm that ‘I Swear’ is both hilarious and heartbreaking. Spunk for milk!
Nice little panic attack at work to spice the day up 🤘🏼
October 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Nice little panic attack at work to spice the day up 🤘🏼
Shall we get into our PJs and hide under a blanket with a book? Pretend the world isn’t going to shit, and read about dragons? OKAY!
October 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Shall we get into our PJs and hide under a blanket with a book? Pretend the world isn’t going to shit, and read about dragons? OKAY!
If this doesn’t come out as my top listened to track of 2025 then I will eat my hat.
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spotify.link/DqWULPFEuXb
Gethsemane
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October 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If this doesn’t come out as my top listened to track of 2025 then I will eat my hat.
spotify.link/DqWULPFEuXb
spotify.link/DqWULPFEuXb
As I head to the bedroom, scrolling to my favourite podcast to fall asleep to, thoughts drifting to my warm duvet, and sigh because sleep is what I need more than anything… the kitten engages crackhead mode and starts launching herself off every available wall whilst howling her war cry. Perfect.
October 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
As I head to the bedroom, scrolling to my favourite podcast to fall asleep to, thoughts drifting to my warm duvet, and sigh because sleep is what I need more than anything… the kitten engages crackhead mode and starts launching herself off every available wall whilst howling her war cry. Perfect.
Son’s girlfriend has passed her driving test today, so that’s ONE MORE THING TO WORRY ABOUT. Great stuff.
October 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Son’s girlfriend has passed her driving test today, so that’s ONE MORE THING TO WORRY ABOUT. Great stuff.
Managed to pop my jaw out last night, and now I have pain in my lower jaw whenever I move it.
FINE, I’ll take some painkillers and go nap. IF I MUST.
FINE, I’ll take some painkillers and go nap. IF I MUST.
September 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Managed to pop my jaw out last night, and now I have pain in my lower jaw whenever I move it.
FINE, I’ll take some painkillers and go nap. IF I MUST.
FINE, I’ll take some painkillers and go nap. IF I MUST.
First week back at work and I’m done in. Might just go to bed and eat some chicken dippers whilst aimlessly scrolling through the multiple streaming services we have, before giving up and reading a book for an hour and then sleeping for a solid 12 hours.
September 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
First week back at work and I’m done in. Might just go to bed and eat some chicken dippers whilst aimlessly scrolling through the multiple streaming services we have, before giving up and reading a book for an hour and then sleeping for a solid 12 hours.
Late night walks and salty sea air 🖤
August 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Late night walks and salty sea air 🖤
I wish you could hire someone to pack your holiday suitcase for you, effort.
August 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I wish you could hire someone to pack your holiday suitcase for you, effort.
Went to a really nice funeral today. Everyone was so upbeat, chatty, and inclusive. I knew a total of 2 people there and was quite nervous about going. Bonus was being given a sandwich platter as I left, BEST FUNERAL YET!
August 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Went to a really nice funeral today. Everyone was so upbeat, chatty, and inclusive. I knew a total of 2 people there and was quite nervous about going. Bonus was being given a sandwich platter as I left, BEST FUNERAL YET!