I immediately assume anyone who says "I can't cook" means "I am going to weaponize my incompetence to get out of doing anything and everything."
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The more I think on it, the more certain I am that sports fans are just fandom folk that evolved pre internet. I'm just a simple shitposter but we share a common ancestor. I look upon you and see my brothers and sisters and other inclusive terminologies
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Just look upon the humble cheesehead and you understand that they are an important and valuable part of society. The reasoning may be lost to time, but they have enriched the world by participating. People are at their best when they're inexplicable and incomprehensible.
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They're just a different flavor of the same kind of stupid that I am. I still don't get it, but I don't need too. Ride on you beautiful disasters <3
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Shit bro, I thought you wanted a Bearcat? The return policy isnt great but I'll see what I can do

She is just so small and that white tuft on her neck is just so cute. I 10000% cannot. I am in shambles.

Respectable, but im getting eaten by a dinosaur

Your efforts are appreciated <3

At this point im fully convinced that everything 47 has done has been in service of establishing an international child sex trafficking ring. I used to think he was ine of Epstein's custumers, now I think he was his boss.
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Look into your heart, you know it to be true. Don't get me wrong, I love star wars, it has a special place in my heart, but I think a lot of that comes down to the setting itself being interesting, more than the stories the movies told within it.

Star Wars is the best series to have zero good movies