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October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
For ending the war between the Republic and the Separatists, we'd like to nominate Emperor Sheev Palpatine of Naboo for the Gloopbloop Peace Prize.
a man in a black robe is standing in a room with his mouth open .
ALT: a man in a black robe is standing in a room with his mouth open .
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October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I think we should treat favorability polls like experience points, where your numbers have to be at a certain level before you unlock "stifle free speech" on the skill tree.
September 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The hours after a very public shooting in America is like the NBA draft but in reverse, where everyone's hoping the other team gets that player.
September 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
There's some kind of irony that people are being punished and reprimanded for saying negative things about a person who died, while people are praising that exact person for "championing free speech" of the ugliest and most vile variety.
September 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Live your life in such a way that your death isn't met with a bunch of people saying "fuck that guy"
September 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The dude hovering over the "post" button on Wikipedia is having a full panic attack right now.
September 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Here comes the parade of Democrats doing the right and civil thing of condemning political violence and Republicans condemning Democrats and making shit up to incite more violence.
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It's wild that we have someone who blinks like he's sending a morse code message and who sounds like an old timey car trying to start in charge of our public health.
September 5, 2025 at 10:46 AM
What's with all the shittiest people running for governor lately?
August 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
HHH hasn't felt the heat that bad since he lost to the Rock at Backlash
REPORTER: Do you know Epstein was taking those young women, including Virginia Giuffre?

TRUMP: No, I didn't know. I figured it would be ABC fake news that would ask that question. One of the worst. But no I don't know really why.
July 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
He's literally the one who said Epstein was taking girls from him!
REPORTER: Do you know Epstein was taking those young women, including Virginia Giuffre?

TRUMP: No, I didn't know. I figured it would be ABC fake news that would ask that question. One of the worst. But no I don't know really why.
July 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
So Musk is just Republican Soros? But like actually buying votes?
March 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The saddest part of the story of Elon Musk is that he could've "just" been the richest man in the world and have people think he was a quirky weirdo, but then his crippling need to be liked kicked in.
March 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It's pretty wild that we have a movie nominated for Oscars featuring the current sitting president sexually assaulting his then-wife and we're just chillin
February 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Seems the only place for Kendrick to go now is somehow getting Trump to say in front of the world "People are telling me Drake likes them young."
February 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Charlie Day is just Bobcat Goldthwait for millenials.
December 24, 2024 at 5:44 PM
There must have been a better way for The Santa Clause to happen that didn't involve manslaughter.
December 21, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Can I Get A Chee Hoo feels like a first draft
December 10, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Certainly wasn't expecting to get hit with so many Nancy comics on this app.
November 26, 2024 at 12:48 AM
The Yakuza series is funny because it's all mafia type intrigue and machinations, but then you'll get interrupted from teaching a sex worker how to do her craft by a Frankenstein picking a street fight with you.
November 24, 2024 at 2:15 PM
If Colin Farrell isn't nominated for everything for The Penguin, I'll... Well, I'll just keep on being disappointed in awards shows and do nothing more.
November 24, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 7:53 PM