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@blindmelonsoup.bsky.social
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Bracing for the latest heinous distraction the administration will manufacture to get people to shut up about those conveniently disappeared files.
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
so if i just listen to bach, would spotify wrapped tell me my listening age is 300 years old?
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Do you think a chimp could be taught to play drums?
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Bracing for the latest heinous distraction the administration will manufacture to get people to shut up about those conveniently disappeared files.
July 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Someday soon, he'll get his parade. We'll ALL watch it. The whole world will remember where they were. The cheering and applause will be insane. We'll have tears in our eyes, and there will be commemorative merchandise.

It will be the best funeral ever.
January 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Something very sinister in the air. Like a big beast waiting in the bushes to pounce.
January 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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My legacy from twitter 🤠
November 20, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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It's been a bit of a weird year and I am genuinely concerned about my Spotify Wrapped playlist when it appears
November 20, 2024 at 10:13 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 4:26 AM