Blimbi
@blimbi.bsky.social
Hi! How’s life? Hope it’s going ok for you if you took the time to look at this. I can offer you a crisp internet high five if you need one.
And yet career politicians are just as bad for the country.
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
And yet career politicians are just as bad for the country.
To Nazis, everyone can be a fall guy because all of them want to be the hitler.
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
To Nazis, everyone can be a fall guy because all of them want to be the hitler.
Who wants to bet that Cuomo had a very specific red hat on his person just in case he had won?
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Who wants to bet that Cuomo had a very specific red hat on his person just in case he had won?
Nah I’m calling it Darkwood Tree because that is clearly Darkwood and a Tree.
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Nah I’m calling it Darkwood Tree because that is clearly Darkwood and a Tree.
Oh my god I thought she’d hung up her diaper.
October 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Oh my god I thought she’d hung up her diaper.
Now you got me sitting here trying to think of a romance anime where they’re good at romance. Like, just the first season of Horimiya?
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Now you got me sitting here trying to think of a romance anime where they’re good at romance. Like, just the first season of Horimiya?
Because you typically don’t shorten “why not?” You elongate it. “Whhhhyyyy nooooooooot?”
October 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Because you typically don’t shorten “why not?” You elongate it. “Whhhhyyyy nooooooooot?”
It’s hornet doing the crawling around thing.
October 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It’s hornet doing the crawling around thing.
That’s like a high score of thinking the leopards wouldn’t eat MY face.
October 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
That’s like a high score of thinking the leopards wouldn’t eat MY face.
Someone just needs to say, out loud, at every press conference: “You made that up.”
October 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Someone just needs to say, out loud, at every press conference: “You made that up.”
Irish names disrespect the English language and that feels deserved to me.
October 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Irish names disrespect the English language and that feels deserved to me.
And bro will still be called maidenless.
October 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
And bro will still be called maidenless.
“You’re not gonna paint my face like I did yours, are you?”
October 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“You’re not gonna paint my face like I did yours, are you?”
The Republican Party wants
Nazis
More Nazis
Nazi style shit
Not to release the Epstein files
Their crimes commuted
An under 18 beauty pageant
Even more Nazis
Nazis
More Nazis
Nazi style shit
Not to release the Epstein files
Their crimes commuted
An under 18 beauty pageant
Even more Nazis
October 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The Republican Party wants
Nazis
More Nazis
Nazi style shit
Not to release the Epstein files
Their crimes commuted
An under 18 beauty pageant
Even more Nazis
Nazis
More Nazis
Nazi style shit
Not to release the Epstein files
Their crimes commuted
An under 18 beauty pageant
Even more Nazis
I have read this through like three times and I am still no closer to understanding who would wind up pregnant at the end of it.
September 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I have read this through like three times and I am still no closer to understanding who would wind up pregnant at the end of it.
I love that that joke was there from launch and never once slowed down.
September 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I love that that joke was there from launch and never once slowed down.
Unfortunately for many of them, that also involves making deals with Epstein.
September 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Unfortunately for many of them, that also involves making deals with Epstein.
First Sinner is maybe my favorite fight in the game. No stupid run back, attacks are challenging but not cheap, and she has self healing mechanics that reward being aggressive and a bit reckless.
September 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
First Sinner is maybe my favorite fight in the game. No stupid run back, attacks are challenging but not cheap, and she has self healing mechanics that reward being aggressive and a bit reckless.
He’s up on the white board game planning the session.
September 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
He’s up on the white board game planning the session.
Can you do a neuron activation of those pumpkin slippers too? Because holy shit those are cute as hell.
September 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Can you do a neuron activation of those pumpkin slippers too? Because holy shit those are cute as hell.
Recursion helmet lets gooo
September 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Recursion helmet lets gooo
Just say you’re color blind and really double down on weird color choices.
September 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Just say you’re color blind and really double down on weird color choices.
Gizmos til the day I die.
September 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Gizmos til the day I die.
If we lowered flags for gun violence they would never reach the top.
September 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If we lowered flags for gun violence they would never reach the top.
You can speak ill of the dead here by just post videos of shit he’s said.
September 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You can speak ill of the dead here by just post videos of shit he’s said.