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@blighttown.bsky.social
Hyman Roth would have loved that Bills Ravens game.
September 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hyman Roth would have loved that Bills Ravens game.
Will the duke soon be more than just a guest in this house? Not if I ruin mother's plans with my playboy mouth.
July 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Will the duke soon be more than just a guest in this house? Not if I ruin mother's plans with my playboy mouth.
Giving conflicting orders to my staff over whether to use the fine silver at luncheon. As a prank.
June 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Giving conflicting orders to my staff over whether to use the fine silver at luncheon. As a prank.
(repeatedly pulling on door handle) This is giving locked by some contraption.
February 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
(repeatedly pulling on door handle) This is giving locked by some contraption.
My commitment to phase out nightmares by 2025 has been met with various obstacles; including undigested beef, crumbs of cheese, underdone potatoes, and the especially impactful gravy.
December 25, 2024 at 3:43 AM
My commitment to phase out nightmares by 2025 has been met with various obstacles; including undigested beef, crumbs of cheese, underdone potatoes, and the especially impactful gravy.
The wonders of electricity have me ringing for my smelling salts.
November 16, 2024 at 7:22 PM
The wonders of electricity have me ringing for my smelling salts.
We all got that one buddy who brings an object into the house without allowing us to know its provenance. And he sucks.
November 16, 2024 at 12:28 AM
We all got that one buddy who brings an object into the house without allowing us to know its provenance. And he sucks.
If some alderman were to rescind our deal regarding the construction of a railroad in order to make a profit on cheap margin sales, I would quite simply buy all of the remaining stock in order to inflate the value of my own company. It's called finance honey.
November 15, 2024 at 4:32 AM
If some alderman were to rescind our deal regarding the construction of a railroad in order to make a profit on cheap margin sales, I would quite simply buy all of the remaining stock in order to inflate the value of my own company. It's called finance honey.
Eggers should put a few muppets in Nosferatu.
June 27, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Eggers should put a few muppets in Nosferatu.
Cool heart, man. Mind if I shrive it clean with love?
May 18, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Cool heart, man. Mind if I shrive it clean with love?
(Arriving at debtor's prison for losing everything on dogecoin) Heard the wine in this place is cringe.
March 21, 2024 at 4:49 AM
(Arriving at debtor's prison for losing everything on dogecoin) Heard the wine in this place is cringe.
(Next in line to be lordship sanctioned) "Hold up. This guy is bereft of light."
March 2, 2024 at 8:10 PM
(Next in line to be lordship sanctioned) "Hold up. This guy is bereft of light."
Cool words, bro. Care to say them to the close and holy darkness?
December 25, 2023 at 5:35 AM
Cool words, bro. Care to say them to the close and holy darkness?
Shit just got litty at the Metropolitan Opera House and my dumbass snuck into the box seats!
⚠️This user fell from the balcony and has succumbed to their injuries.
⚠️This user fell from the balcony and has succumbed to their injuries.
December 19, 2023 at 4:54 AM
Shit just got litty at the Metropolitan Opera House and my dumbass snuck into the box seats!
⚠️This user fell from the balcony and has succumbed to their injuries.
⚠️This user fell from the balcony and has succumbed to their injuries.
(looking outside to see a ghost with representations of want and ignorance in the form of two hideous children beneath his robes) new type of guy just dropped!
December 19, 2023 at 2:32 AM
(looking outside to see a ghost with representations of want and ignorance in the form of two hideous children beneath his robes) new type of guy just dropped!
My wife's former lady's maid is now our neighbor in Newport. Welcome to Biden's america.
December 7, 2023 at 4:35 AM
My wife's former lady's maid is now our neighbor in Newport. Welcome to Biden's america.
computer upload picture of me as one of the best dressed debutantes of the year
November 30, 2023 at 4:27 AM
computer upload picture of me as one of the best dressed debutantes of the year
"Meet me at Bloomingdales." This is code in my circle for the opening of a watercolor exhibit.
November 20, 2023 at 12:30 AM
"Meet me at Bloomingdales." This is code in my circle for the opening of a watercolor exhibit.
Shit got litty at the tennis match and my dumbass started disparaging museums 😭💀
November 8, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Shit got litty at the tennis match and my dumbass started disparaging museums 😭💀
The cost of groceries has required my family to downgrade our personal chef from a Frenchman, to some guy from Kansas. I'm saying this through gritted fucking teeth.
October 30, 2023 at 7:44 PM
The cost of groceries has required my family to downgrade our personal chef from a Frenchman, to some guy from Kansas. I'm saying this through gritted fucking teeth.
Before they had haunted houses the scariest place you could be was out on the moors.
October 7, 2023 at 1:16 PM
Before they had haunted houses the scariest place you could be was out on the moors.
