Living that Grandma life tonight with lace crochet, compression socks, Columbo, and anti-inflammatory meds! I might even write a $3 check for someone’s birthday later! The world is my Oistcher!

Sometimes I think about humans being able to adjust the temperature of their exhaled breath by changing the shape of their lips and tongue position, and I also think maybe I’m really good at disassociating.

It is a delicate dance keeping your cat’s ass away from touching whatever you’re drinking at all times of the day.

How many of you have to watch the little red tracking car to completion when you order food online? Just me?

I promise there is more to me than my cat.

I just started a rewatch of Outlander and Hashtag is OBSESSED with it. I don’t know what’s attracting her to it but this has literally been her face for a solid 15 minutes. 😂😂😂 she is so cute I cannot even stand it

Every time I put this crochet WIP down, my cat thinks it’s her personal carpet.

Watching Dawson’s Creek for the first time and I have one question: Steven Spielberg? Really??

Hello! Remember me? It’s cool, I don’t remember me either.