Trump failed the most important cognitive test of his current term. He didn't recognize the vitriol voters would have for his destruction of the people's White House. He is not a stable genius. He is an unstable old man with multi-infarct dementia. #ImpeachConvictRemove

The Little Rock Half Marathon is in the books! It was my 62nd Half marathon, and Arkansas is the 24th state that I have run a race in. I'm almost halfway there!

Here is your Grammy nominee for "Best Use Tiny of Jazz Hands While Picking the Pockets of American Citizens."

There. I fixed it for him. It turns out "Gulf of Tiny Dick" was taken by North Korea.

Demented. Enraged. Incompetent.

At this point, Elon Musk is one bad goatee away from being the James Bond villain Drax from "Moonraker." I can't wait for the MAGites to have their Jaws-like realization that they are not invited to the party.

It's the traditional Christmas Eve Ramen. Now. With extra boba.

You'll be visited by three spirits*

*the three spirits...

Thus is what happens when you take the public out of public health.

Making Polio Great Again! Put that on a hat.

Some days are just better than others! I ran my 60th half marathon today and posted my 5th best time. I also watched two people who I trained complete their first marathons. Monday is going to be a real drag.

Elections have consequences. For example, children are going to die as a result Trump's appointments to HHS, @fda.gov, and CDC.

It's quickly becoming the Court of Howls.