I’ve identified my ultimate version of Hell. It’s the circle consisting of a four-year-old’s birthday party at an Urban Air indoor trampoline park on a Saturday, while five other birthday parties are taking place and two peewee cheerleading teams are also playing.

First post. What are posts on here called? Not threads? Not tweets? Bolts, as in bolt out of the blue (sky)? What was I saying? Oh right. Today I’m going to edit an essay on my time as a student at a segregation academy and grade some final portfolios. Wow, that was a boring bolt.