Since the majority of Christians would be looked at like they're assholes by Jesus, I'm not sure we can expect them as a whole to do anything not for themselves.
March 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Since the majority of Christians would be looked at like they're assholes by Jesus, I'm not sure we can expect them as a whole to do anything not for themselves.
I mean, I'm right here and not doing much. I can be easily found.
March 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I mean, I'm right here and not doing much. I can be easily found.
That just makes Peter's couch fucking friend change from VP to President. Or whatever Elon says he gets to be.
February 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
That just makes Peter's couch fucking friend change from VP to President. Or whatever Elon says he gets to be.
Trump was heard asking why Biden would do such a thing, and made sure to put an end to it. Saved again by the Orange Crusader.
January 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Trump was heard asking why Biden would do such a thing, and made sure to put an end to it. Saved again by the Orange Crusader.
Trump sporting that, don't poop yourself look.
January 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Trump sporting that, don't poop yourself look.
Letting that idiot be in charge of health, would be worse than making me in charge of the ATF. At least I'd create sweet convince stores.
January 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Letting that idiot be in charge of health, would be worse than making me in charge of the ATF. At least I'd create sweet convince stores.
I say you watch Free Guy. It's a movie, and people have fun in it. It's A+ on mushrooms, I'm sure it's at least a B sober.
January 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I say you watch Free Guy. It's a movie, and people have fun in it. It's A+ on mushrooms, I'm sure it's at least a B sober.
Noem was said to have shot 6 dogs and strangled one goat that day.
January 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Noem was said to have shot 6 dogs and strangled one goat that day.
Like that matters to the senate. Noem has already shot a bear cub and is ready to give it to Robert as a welcome gift.
January 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Like that matters to the senate. Noem has already shot a bear cub and is ready to give it to Robert as a welcome gift.
Russia just loves sending men to die in Ukraine. If it wasn't so devastating to the Ukrainians, it would be joke worthy.
January 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Russia just loves sending men to die in Ukraine. If it wasn't so devastating to the Ukrainians, it would be joke worthy.
Trumps gonna be so mad. Gonna take Garfield country away from everyone.
January 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Trumps gonna be so mad. Gonna take Garfield country away from everyone.
I'd rather appreciate the puppy bowl after eating an eighth of mushrooms.
January 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'd rather appreciate the puppy bowl after eating an eighth of mushrooms.
Phil isn't a doctor,he got that shit taken away. For some reason, they let that goofy looking bald guy keep calling himself doc tho.
January 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Phil isn't a doctor,he got that shit taken away. For some reason, they let that goofy looking bald guy keep calling himself doc tho.
What's so hard to understand? Just hold up the color chart, match your skin tone to the crimes you can commit. Protip; Orange is the OP choice for this game.
January 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What's so hard to understand? Just hold up the color chart, match your skin tone to the crimes you can commit. Protip; Orange is the OP choice for this game.
Poor JD, just wants to be fucking his couch, but the rude poors keep asking if groceries gonna be cheap soon.
January 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Poor JD, just wants to be fucking his couch, but the rude poors keep asking if groceries gonna be cheap soon.
Stop letting rental corps buy single family homes, with the only goal to be renting them for double what mortgage would be. People struggling to buy homes are battling corporations for them and it's fucked.
January 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Stop letting rental corps buy single family homes, with the only goal to be renting them for double what mortgage would be. People struggling to buy homes are battling corporations for them and it's fucked.
I think number 5 is when Wisconsin starts asking you nicely to please stop. Few more and they'll ask him to blow his car anytime he wants to use it.
January 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I think number 5 is when Wisconsin starts asking you nicely to please stop. Few more and they'll ask him to blow his car anytime he wants to use it.
NFL needs me to write for them. I at least offer chaotic good times.
January 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
NFL needs me to write for them. I at least offer chaotic good times.
Plane is now fully charged for the flight. Everyone thank nature, and we can take off.
January 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Plane is now fully charged for the flight. Everyone thank nature, and we can take off.
Trumps tuff guy face kind of just looks like a lost old man. Just a confused dude saying words people want to hear.
January 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Trumps tuff guy face kind of just looks like a lost old man. Just a confused dude saying words people want to hear.
I'm confused I thought Enrique was a DEI hire?
January 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I'm confused I thought Enrique was a DEI hire?
Aids being attacked in nursing homes, in many different forms, has been an issue for ages. Never being really addressed other than aids being told they can't really protect themselves because the patients are old/sick. Add in the horrible pay and pts families, wonder why people don't wanna be aids.
January 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Aids being attacked in nursing homes, in many different forms, has been an issue for ages. Never being really addressed other than aids being told they can't really protect themselves because the patients are old/sick. Add in the horrible pay and pts families, wonder why people don't wanna be aids.
I would like Trump to draw us an analog clock set to 4:28. Just for demented science.
January 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I would like Trump to draw us an analog clock set to 4:28. Just for demented science.
Ant might hate passing at times, but Ant with a rounded game is a killer.
January 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ant might hate passing at times, but Ant with a rounded game is a killer.