One thing I don't understand about US cities is putting traffic signals on the far side of the intersection, allowing drivers to edge over crosswalks almost into the intersection and still see the signal. Do other countries do this too? (I haven't traveled since I started noticing this)

That was the best sign ever

It was never said in my family. I started saying it to my parents as an adult and it felt SO weird. But I tell my kids I love them every day, and randomly. So important.

This IS the name change rebrand lol. If you can't compete on flavor, try new names

Somehow he was also replying to the "wet" meme that was at that moment being created

Lol if only

Do we forgive him for swinging at the 1st pitch every single time now? Lol

And yet, they just let the cops walk that out of the room

Except everyone knows bears are atheist?

I always say "does the Pope poop in the woods?" so of course I also didn't get it

That's so good

And the greatest joy you'll ever experience is punching Nazis and greatest fulfillment is eating the rich