jess bender
@blessthisjess.bsky.social
residence: my cute new york city bubble ✨ farmers market fiend ✨ knows a lot about search and retail trends ✨ not very fun at parties!
Now Busta Rhymes rapping on the TMNT float in the coolest quilted white puffer jacket makes perfect sense
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Now Busta Rhymes rapping on the TMNT float in the coolest quilted white puffer jacket makes perfect sense
Kool and the Gang missing half of the lyrics to the song they’re lip-syncing on the Bronx Zoo float while hot animals on stilts shimmy along? Greenlit!
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Kool and the Gang missing half of the lyrics to the song they’re lip-syncing on the Bronx Zoo float while hot animals on stilts shimmy along? Greenlit!
I can finally afford a proper vacation for the first time in nearly a decade thanks to a generous work bonus 🥹
March 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I can finally afford a proper vacation for the first time in nearly a decade thanks to a generous work bonus 🥹
Gracula doesn’t work very well, but it sure looks cute on my counter!
November 30, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Gracula doesn’t work very well, but it sure looks cute on my counter!