Being a writer means you have a very odd search history.

God I love Yellowjackets.

Why does my 13 year old have better memes than me?

*SCREAMS IN FANGIRL*

I am both these characters.

Too many of y’all ain’t ready for this conversation.

You know you’re an adult when this song comes on and you start thinking about inflation.

Thanks for the link! The accuracy is frightening.

R’s who like the gov deciding what books kids can read, what they learn, the people they meet: Can 1 of y’all tell me WHAT THE FUCK I’m supposed to tell my 12 YEAR OLD when her friend’s school is on lockdown? If you’re gonna tell me how to parent, tell me how to help her with this.

This account supports all women, amplifies the voices of Black folks & POC, advocates for the neurodivergent, mentally ill, and disabled, encourages the marginalized, and doesn’t judge your taste in fandoms. (But side eye may occur.)

I will always speak out. I will always fight. But if they come for us, I hope I’m next to him on the gallows.

I’ll bring the snacks. Meet me in the 880s. You know they can’t use the Dewey Decimal System, either.

I memed one of his lines from The Dead Don’t Die. It comes in pretty handy.