blessmanja.bsky.social
blessmanja.bsky.social
blessmanja.bsky.social
@blessmanja.bsky.social
All your Girl Scout Thin Mints are belong to me.
This is amazing!
January 15, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Ack! What is it? I missed it!
January 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
!!!!!!
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I would say they are missing an opportunity here -- but they seem too far gone to understand much of anything, based on the other cocktail names.
December 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Ooh I love this stuff!
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Im so glad you discovered it! It is a fave from my childhood. Riverbottom Nightmare Band 4 eva.
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’m trying to imagine my mom—who lost her husband at the tender age of 37–being encouraged to show up to a televised event dressed in sequins, and then deluding herself enough to strut out to disco music while telling herself “It’s my time.”
December 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
They really can haul some ass, bulldogs. It's hilarious.
December 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My heart is broken.
December 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I did.
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Eagles or Dawgs? I'm asking for a friend.
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Gotdamn. This might be your best yet.
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
John Denver
Live Aid
David Bowie
Ben Folds Five
Lake Street Dive
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is the content I needed today. Thank you.
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Look at you!
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Do it! People want to know that! (I'm doing a big polling project on AI responsible use for my job and this is a real area of concern for the public.)
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Lavender oil on your temples. Swear by it.
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Hahahaaahahahhahahahahbaaaaaaaaa
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Thank you baby Jesus.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
OUCH.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I love how we endeavor not to kill each other on the subway 364 days a year, and then we go WAY out of our way to be supportive to 10,000 randos ONE day a year. NYC FTW.
November 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm sorry we don't not live in the most evil country in the world, we live in a country in which the most evil, insecure motherfuckers in the world have been given reign to be complete shits to everyone. We need to annihilate those jackasses pronto.
November 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This is actually hilarious. That, or I’m just starved for levity in political polling.
October 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM