Is that real?

Cool, I feel like they almost got my ass but getting this validation I will continue to fight against seeing more than the 15 guys in my area

Phew, again my “friend” will be very pleased they can still like those questionable photos undercover haha

Cool, let me just send this OOO email real quick

Congrats! Next up: Tuesday… good luck!

Not enough

You’re telling me, feel like I’m in a sick twisted game that consists of cook, dishes, cook, dishes, laundry, cook, dishes, sleep then repeat. Level two you have a job and level three you get a pet. It only mixes in work and dog walks.

What hat?

Mine is that I was born on a rock floating in space amongst literal trillions of other rocks flying at such a high speed the human mind cannot comprehend and my boss asked me to send a report by EOD

May be jaded, but truly, we are the best.

May the odds ever be in your favor (with Monday approaching 😭)