As I Slay Dying
bless-your-heart.bsky.social
As I Slay Dying
@bless-your-heart.bsky.social
Sweetie, you’re wasting your gum.

Occasionally NSFW. 🔞
*in the voice of Staind*

It’s been a while.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I can’t decide if I should be embarrassed by being a “normie” according to the quiz. LOL
September 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Something something #fcf.
September 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Happy #fcf to all those who celebrate. Also, f*ck fascists and fascist sympathizers.
September 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I don’t know if it’s the best, but it sure got a lot of attention the first time ‘round.
September 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Honestly, at this point I don’t know if I’ve already posted this pic for #fcf, but either way, here you go. Have a good weekend, boys. 😌
September 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Friday couldn’t come soon enough.
August 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Let’s make this your pov to celebrate #fcf.
August 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Tgifcf

#fcf
August 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Happy Hump Day, boys. Is it 2029 yet?
August 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Better late than never. Happy #fcf, boys.
August 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Y’all’s #fcf posts are on point today. Thank you very much. 💦😩
August 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Just because I’m not contributing to #fcf this week doesn’t mean I’m not enjoying it. 😘
July 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Your pov when I’m holding your legs up.
July 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Perhaps I should apply sunscreen more carefully next time?
July 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
#fcf has me feeling a certain way. 🫦
July 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This made me chuckle. Y’all are so cute LOL
June 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It is very likely that I will take this down by the day’s end. Either way, happy Hump Day!
June 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Can someone help me with this blanket, now that summer has finally arrived? Happy #mcm, boys. ☀️
June 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This sunny weather has me feeling a certain way. Happy summer solstice and #fcf, boys.
June 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I might take this down later, but I have no problem keeping it up. 😏 Happy #fcf, boys. 😘
June 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
#fcf is always a treat. Here’s one for you to snack on.
June 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
You might want posts that exhibit personality, but I just want to share photos of my body, so here you go. Happy #mcm, boys.
June 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Same ol’ #fcf f*ggotry.
May 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
#fcf is a perfect distraction from this rainy weather.
May 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM