Clown Sexpert
@bleasesir.bsky.social
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I can trace probably over half the positive developments in my life to the fact that I am an absolute champion at jerking off
November 3, 2023 at 12:28 PM
I can trace probably over half the positive developments in my life to the fact that I am an absolute champion at jerking off
Ugh pink friday really is the album
September 15, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Ugh pink friday really is the album
I don’t notice them much but I actually have really cute ears
September 14, 2023 at 3:56 PM
I don’t notice them much but I actually have really cute ears
Strong af, good balance, huge tits. I was born to be an Oktoberfest waitress
September 14, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Strong af, good balance, huge tits. I was born to be an Oktoberfest waitress
I don’t want to be in a relationship but I do want someone to call me every day and say “you’re so smart you’re so beautiful you give amazing head and I think I’m in love with you”
September 13, 2023 at 4:01 PM
I don’t want to be in a relationship but I do want someone to call me every day and say “you’re so smart you’re so beautiful you give amazing head and I think I’m in love with you”
Slavic languages popped off with common first names for men. Always sound so damn cool. Like your name is Pavel? Andrei? Dmitri? Stanislav?! Casimir!!! Absolutely Awesome
August 26, 2023 at 4:15 PM
Slavic languages popped off with common first names for men. Always sound so damn cool. Like your name is Pavel? Andrei? Dmitri? Stanislav?! Casimir!!! Absolutely Awesome
What business did the Jetsons have naming that boy Elroy in the year 2062
August 22, 2023 at 3:29 PM
What business did the Jetsons have naming that boy Elroy in the year 2062
Bugs Bunny gay icon? I say yes
August 22, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Bugs Bunny gay icon? I say yes
I actually find the classic Pauly Shore way of talking very comforting
August 21, 2023 at 3:37 AM
I actually find the classic Pauly Shore way of talking very comforting
Turns out blistering peppers is really easy???
August 19, 2023 at 6:57 PM
Turns out blistering peppers is really easy???
I’m sorry but Ace Ventura dresses like a gay woman. Almost every time I dress on the masc side to go out I look in the mirror and immediately I’m like “I look like Ace Ventura”
August 18, 2023 at 10:44 PM
I’m sorry but Ace Ventura dresses like a gay woman. Almost every time I dress on the masc side to go out I look in the mirror and immediately I’m like “I look like Ace Ventura”
Once again several years behind the culture and admitting now that I think kombucha is good actually and I wish it was cheaper so I could buy it routinely
August 17, 2023 at 11:35 PM
Once again several years behind the culture and admitting now that I think kombucha is good actually and I wish it was cheaper so I could buy it routinely
Garment district fits nominated by @wink182.bsky.social: two of my faves but half my clothes are from there
August 16, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Garment district fits nominated by @wink182.bsky.social: two of my faves but half my clothes are from there
Got in an Uber and the driver immediately switched the song to padam padam. I Was Clocked
August 15, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Got in an Uber and the driver immediately switched the song to padam padam. I Was Clocked
Charlie McAvoy getting married at the Boston Public Library 🥹 make this man captain already
August 6, 2023 at 5:00 PM
Charlie McAvoy getting married at the Boston Public Library 🥹 make this man captain already
Since I cancelled Netflix I keep getting “pls come back” emails. I assume this is the same ego rush people get when an ex texts them
August 4, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Since I cancelled Netflix I keep getting “pls come back” emails. I assume this is the same ego rush people get when an ex texts them
Ngl I kinda miss doing theater now and then
August 2, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Ngl I kinda miss doing theater now and then
I’m watching my way through sex and the city for the first time and the show is pretty iconic but every time mr big is onscreen I start hearing screams and seeing bright red and next thing I know my mouth involuntarily drops open and I’m saying breakupbreakupbreakupbreakupbreakupbreakupbreakupbreaku
August 1, 2023 at 9:43 PM
I’m watching my way through sex and the city for the first time and the show is pretty iconic but every time mr big is onscreen I start hearing screams and seeing bright red and next thing I know my mouth involuntarily drops open and I’m saying breakupbreakupbreakupbreakupbreakupbreakupbreakupbreaku
Ladies at the club love me because I dress like a renaissance journeyman
August 1, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Ladies at the club love me because I dress like a renaissance journeyman
Why am I reading about the pros and cons of induction cooktops. I live in a shitty apartment I’m not allowed to modify and will be for the next several years
July 31, 2023 at 5:05 PM
Why am I reading about the pros and cons of induction cooktops. I live in a shitty apartment I’m not allowed to modify and will be for the next several years
I wouldn’t make a good waitress because every time someone came in with a baby I would 100 percent put the check down in front of the baby
July 29, 2023 at 8:33 PM
I wouldn’t make a good waitress because every time someone came in with a baby I would 100 percent put the check down in front of the baby
Cardinal commandment is thou shalt not be mad online. Pls stop breaking this cardinal commandment
July 26, 2023 at 10:34 PM
Cardinal commandment is thou shalt not be mad online. Pls stop breaking this cardinal commandment
Need an HR professional to do a youtube video reacting to Bones. These people be doing anything at work
July 26, 2023 at 1:32 AM
Need an HR professional to do a youtube video reacting to Bones. These people be doing anything at work
I firmly believe that if my mom met Sofía Vergara they would be best friends
July 26, 2023 at 12:55 AM
I firmly believe that if my mom met Sofía Vergara they would be best friends
Based on purely anecdotal evidence and no formal research I’m proclaiming that in a genetic line the trait “insane fat tits” skips two generations
July 24, 2023 at 3:35 AM
Based on purely anecdotal evidence and no formal research I’m proclaiming that in a genetic line the trait “insane fat tits” skips two generations