blastronimus
@blastronimus.bsky.social
Paraplegic, Dialysis, Oregon Healthcare System related rants. Clouds, outdoors, car enthusiast: 90s Japanese cars, 55-70 American Muscle cars
New app icon? Gets a Quick Look
December 24, 2023 at 7:39 PM
New app icon? Gets a Quick Look
Forget i have this- coffee posting got a new package for birthday week
December 7, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Forget i have this- coffee posting got a new package for birthday week
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That's exactly what Pennywise the Clown would say.
There is an impersonation warning on my account, but it’s really me. Just hasn’t been used lately.
October 31, 2023 at 1:47 AM
That's exactly what Pennywise the Clown would say.
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There is an impersonation warning on my account, but it’s really me. Just hasn’t been used lately.
October 30, 2023 at 6:49 PM
There is an impersonation warning on my account, but it’s really me. Just hasn’t been used lately.
Forgot about this app for a second here’s frosty Monday
October 31, 2023 at 3:01 AM
Forgot about this app for a second here’s frosty Monday
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“Subsidized clout farmer” is now my term for the absolute worst academic personality type.
The year is 2053. Online clout farming is subsidized by the US federal government.
October 19, 2023 at 2:30 AM
“Subsidized clout farmer” is now my term for the absolute worst academic personality type.
Ordered a new poster 24x36
October 19, 2023 at 2:37 AM
Ordered a new poster 24x36
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Crematoriums urn their keep.
October 15, 2023 at 5:32 AM
Crematoriums urn their keep.
What a rough game. They’ll be talking about those skipped field goals for a long time, but it’s never a gimmie at uw and that dude was throwing darts. Solid effort on both teams. As much as I hate to compliment the dawgs, I’m a football game fan. Great game by both. Tough loss for Oregon.
October 15, 2023 at 5:40 AM
What a rough game. They’ll be talking about those skipped field goals for a long time, but it’s never a gimmie at uw and that dude was throwing darts. Solid effort on both teams. As much as I hate to compliment the dawgs, I’m a football game fan. Great game by both. Tough loss for Oregon.
Let’s Go Ducks! Beat the Dawgs. Gonna be a great tough game today. youtu.be/UAKa9dYmPog?...
October 14, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Let’s Go Ducks! Beat the Dawgs. Gonna be a great tough game today. youtu.be/UAKa9dYmPog?...
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Objection, Your Honor, opposing counsel has a long waxed handlebar mustache.
October 10, 2023 at 6:35 PM
Objection, Your Honor, opposing counsel has a long waxed handlebar mustache.
Alright, I’ll start with Dr. No and work through all the Bonds on prime. Disappointed I couldn’t start with Her Majesty’s Secret service arguably one of the best openings in the series when not starting Connery
October 10, 2023 at 12:14 AM
Alright, I’ll start with Dr. No and work through all the Bonds on prime. Disappointed I couldn’t start with Her Majesty’s Secret service arguably one of the best openings in the series when not starting Connery
Blatant theft from the picture site bc run a wagon is hilarious
October 9, 2023 at 5:31 PM
Blatant theft from the picture site bc run a wagon is hilarious
Hbo max always suggesting body of lies so I just keep watching it to see if it goes away it keeps showing up.
October 8, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Hbo max always suggesting body of lies so I just keep watching it to see if it goes away it keeps showing up.
Wonder where the golden arm is today?
October 7, 2023 at 6:40 AM
Wonder where the golden arm is today?
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Friday night fit check
October 7, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Friday night fit check
Damn hate to unfollow a follower on the other site but some of my foreign Japanese accounts from when I was really up late tweeting in that time zone, but sometimes the hentai is just too much
October 7, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Damn hate to unfollow a follower on the other site but some of my foreign Japanese accounts from when I was really up late tweeting in that time zone, but sometimes the hentai is just too much
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Hello, I’m Commander Biden. Bite to meet you
October 7, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Hello, I’m Commander Biden. Bite to meet you
Watching Snitch on hbo max. Great movie that was just mediocre and right to video I think. Jon Bernthal, the Rock and Michael Kenneth Williams are worth price of admission. Actually surirosed the Rock isn’t totally fast and furious massive yet. Just medium size rock.
October 7, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Watching Snitch on hbo max. Great movie that was just mediocre and right to video I think. Jon Bernthal, the Rock and Michael Kenneth Williams are worth price of admission. Actually surirosed the Rock isn’t totally fast and furious massive yet. Just medium size rock.
How bizarre, how bizarre.
October 6, 2023 at 1:35 PM
How bizarre, how bizarre.
Cough-sneezing and pulling a neck muscle is just what happens when you smoke and are approaching the halfway mark. Welcome to the club.
October 6, 2023 at 12:43 PM
Cough-sneezing and pulling a neck muscle is just what happens when you smoke and are approaching the halfway mark. Welcome to the club.
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Imagine if god worked in an office with a bunch of gods of other universes and they had a meeting to show their most amazing creations, and the others were all spectacularly advanced and then our god showed the horse and the other guys were like “Ha! That’s a good one Jehovah. Okay seriously though”
September 22, 2023 at 5:44 PM
Imagine if god worked in an office with a bunch of gods of other universes and they had a meeting to show their most amazing creations, and the others were all spectacularly advanced and then our god showed the horse and the other guys were like “Ha! That’s a good one Jehovah. Okay seriously though”