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LOOK AT THAT HORSE | They/Them | stoner wit a fat ass | too gay to function | 24
knowing i get to hear this live in 6mo is >>>>>
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
FYI: HRH Prince Keysmash SUCKS in the *big* fic. every time i listen to the playlist(s) for it i'm just like...why did you do him like that????

he more than makes up for it, I promise! big break ups deserve big make ups!!! and it IS a HEA but WHEW do they work for it
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
ever since we met, I only shoot up with your perfume. its the only thing that makes me feel as good as you do. ever since we met, I've got just one regret to live through, and that one regret is you
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
not even drunk but like tipsy enough
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Like I swear my dream retirement job is being a real housewife
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Right???? Like can we bffr
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM