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fat anti-fascist death metal trucker guy | FPS & RPG nerd | dark, cute, and 🔞 art appreciater | adhd wifeguy | ❌anti-AI/crypto aktion❌ | horny miscreant | he/him
*infomercial voice*
You've heard of the wonderful EZC, but are you prepared for the Yellow Spongy Cumshot that'll have you craving for more?
You heard me right, folks! The YSC is here to satisfy your immediate need for being an eager food slut as that white creamy goodness seeps into your mouth!
You've heard of the wonderful EZC, but are you prepared for the Yellow Spongy Cumshot that'll have you craving for more?
You heard me right, folks! The YSC is here to satisfy your immediate need for being an eager food slut as that white creamy goodness seeps into your mouth!
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
*infomercial voice*
You've heard of the wonderful EZC, but are you prepared for the Yellow Spongy Cumshot that'll have you craving for more?
You heard me right, folks! The YSC is here to satisfy your immediate need for being an eager food slut as that white creamy goodness seeps into your mouth!
You've heard of the wonderful EZC, but are you prepared for the Yellow Spongy Cumshot that'll have you craving for more?
You heard me right, folks! The YSC is here to satisfy your immediate need for being an eager food slut as that white creamy goodness seeps into your mouth!
I always consult with Django when thinking about buying band merch. His knowledge is far more vast than my own, and agrees with me that I should buy the 12" of Nile's best album "Amongst The Catacombs Of Nephren-Ka".
October 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I always consult with Django when thinking about buying band merch. His knowledge is far more vast than my own, and agrees with me that I should buy the 12" of Nile's best album "Amongst The Catacombs Of Nephren-Ka".
People who hate cats hate joy. It's that simple. How can anyone hate this?!
October 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
People who hate cats hate joy. It's that simple. How can anyone hate this?!
Irony is truly dead if Earache gets to post this meme without being swung on.
October 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Irony is truly dead if Earache gets to post this meme without being swung on.
It has been a while since I listened to music at work as barely any of it was giving me joy, but I think I'm recovering as today's playlist put me in a much better mood than I had been in recently.
October 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It has been a while since I listened to music at work as barely any of it was giving me joy, but I think I'm recovering as today's playlist put me in a much better mood than I had been in recently.
The mcvey utility bind always made me lose my shit.
Always enjoyed my Wall O' Salt on my steam profile that's just a collection of quotes from pwned nerds.
I think this one is my favorite after knifing a severely toxic guy on d2. He promptly rage quit and went to a single player game lol
Always enjoyed my Wall O' Salt on my steam profile that's just a collection of quotes from pwned nerds.
I think this one is my favorite after knifing a severely toxic guy on d2. He promptly rage quit and went to a single player game lol
September 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The mcvey utility bind always made me lose my shit.
Always enjoyed my Wall O' Salt on my steam profile that's just a collection of quotes from pwned nerds.
I think this one is my favorite after knifing a severely toxic guy on d2. He promptly rage quit and went to a single player game lol
Always enjoyed my Wall O' Salt on my steam profile that's just a collection of quotes from pwned nerds.
I think this one is my favorite after knifing a severely toxic guy on d2. He promptly rage quit and went to a single player game lol
Decided to get up and am now sitting outside and letting the dogs play. Felt oddly cute and took a 06:12 selfie.
September 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Decided to get up and am now sitting outside and letting the dogs play. Felt oddly cute and took a 06:12 selfie.
Welp my day just got longer.
Anyone south of Cleveland wanna bring me a sandwich?
Anyone south of Cleveland wanna bring me a sandwich?
September 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Welp my day just got longer.
Anyone south of Cleveland wanna bring me a sandwich?
Anyone south of Cleveland wanna bring me a sandwich?
They're quite mad about the most engagement they've ever received is all about Bolt Thrower.
September 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
They're quite mad about the most engagement they've ever received is all about Bolt Thrower.
Okay metalheads, post a perfect record from the 90s that wasn't a Seattle grunge band.
I chose these four:
1. Cenotaph - "The Gloomy Reflection Of Our Hidden Sorrows" (1992)
2. Funebre - "Children of the Scorn" (1991)
3. Beherit - The Oath of Black Blood (1991)
4. Warsore - Psychoscmatic (1996)
I chose these four:
1. Cenotaph - "The Gloomy Reflection Of Our Hidden Sorrows" (1992)
2. Funebre - "Children of the Scorn" (1991)
3. Beherit - The Oath of Black Blood (1991)
4. Warsore - Psychoscmatic (1996)
September 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Okay metalheads, post a perfect record from the 90s that wasn't a Seattle grunge band.
I chose these four:
1. Cenotaph - "The Gloomy Reflection Of Our Hidden Sorrows" (1992)
2. Funebre - "Children of the Scorn" (1991)
3. Beherit - The Oath of Black Blood (1991)
4. Warsore - Psychoscmatic (1996)
I chose these four:
1. Cenotaph - "The Gloomy Reflection Of Our Hidden Sorrows" (1992)
2. Funebre - "Children of the Scorn" (1991)
3. Beherit - The Oath of Black Blood (1991)
4. Warsore - Psychoscmatic (1996)
Very valuable advice from the Cincinnati Zoo.
August 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Very valuable advice from the Cincinnati Zoo.
Here's hoping this meme becomes a reality.
August 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Here's hoping this meme becomes a reality.
Lmao that was quick
August 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Lmao that was quick
Eight panels that can be summed up in "yeah you're an acceptable casualty and you're dumb for not being happy about it"
August 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Eight panels that can be summed up in "yeah you're an acceptable casualty and you're dumb for not being happy about it"
Looking fresh as hell.
Couple years ago my friend got married and they had a hella goth/horror wedding so they requested dark colored dress attire but we could wear metal/horror/goth clothing at the reception and I wore my Texas Chainsaw Massacre film poster shirt. It was a blast.
Couple years ago my friend got married and they had a hella goth/horror wedding so they requested dark colored dress attire but we could wear metal/horror/goth clothing at the reception and I wore my Texas Chainsaw Massacre film poster shirt. It was a blast.
August 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Looking fresh as hell.
Couple years ago my friend got married and they had a hella goth/horror wedding so they requested dark colored dress attire but we could wear metal/horror/goth clothing at the reception and I wore my Texas Chainsaw Massacre film poster shirt. It was a blast.
Couple years ago my friend got married and they had a hella goth/horror wedding so they requested dark colored dress attire but we could wear metal/horror/goth clothing at the reception and I wore my Texas Chainsaw Massacre film poster shirt. It was a blast.
TRIUMPHANT TRUCKER WEDDING RING ACQUISITION INVISIBLE ORANGE
August 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
TRIUMPHANT TRUCKER WEDDING RING ACQUISITION INVISIBLE ORANGE
Django didn't want me to game.
August 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Django didn't want me to game.
Cyberpunk 2077 is a very fun game.
August 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Cyberpunk 2077 is a very fun game.
Did flip flops and sweat pants kill this guy's dog? The fuck does this even mean? Lmao
August 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Did flip flops and sweat pants kill this guy's dog? The fuck does this even mean? Lmao
Yo #MetalSky, I got a download code for Kontusion's new album "Insatiable Lust For Death". If you want some gnarly and grimy death metal then please snag this code and reply if you were the one to take it:
August 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Yo #MetalSky, I got a download code for Kontusion's new album "Insatiable Lust For Death". If you want some gnarly and grimy death metal then please snag this code and reply if you were the one to take it:
Cat at the donut shop!!!
August 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Cat at the donut shop!!!
He's literally Kirk Van Houton.
August 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
He's literally Kirk Van Houton.
This is the first bandcamp friday I've gotten to participate in a while but I was a good boy and only splurged on 3 records:
Gridlink - "Perfect Amber"
Proscription - "Desolate Divine"
Malformed - "Confinement Of Flesh"
There's more I'd love to get on my wishlist but this is all I can afford atm.
Gridlink - "Perfect Amber"
Proscription - "Desolate Divine"
Malformed - "Confinement Of Flesh"
There's more I'd love to get on my wishlist but this is all I can afford atm.
August 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is the first bandcamp friday I've gotten to participate in a while but I was a good boy and only splurged on 3 records:
Gridlink - "Perfect Amber"
Proscription - "Desolate Divine"
Malformed - "Confinement Of Flesh"
There's more I'd love to get on my wishlist but this is all I can afford atm.
Gridlink - "Perfect Amber"
Proscription - "Desolate Divine"
Malformed - "Confinement Of Flesh"
There's more I'd love to get on my wishlist but this is all I can afford atm.