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Blasbo
@blasbo.bsky.social
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writer, roleplayer, hopefully game dev in the future but the industry right now scares me, man. he/him, 27.

Currently in the works (no tbd available): P4xDR thing
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can anyone help get this shit off my browser and/or turn off whatever it is that's causing my print screen function to suggest AI fucking select what I want to screenshot for me. I went into settings and turned off whatever showed up in 'AI iNnOvAtIoNs' but i want this shit absolutely gone
Chrome updated and Gemini is now in my browser. I didn't ask for it to be there. No one asked for it to be there. I am not warming up to it the more you cram it down my throat, Tim Google
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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the ort raid be like
i had to take this off youtube please forgive me. facebook rp snippet in which sephiroth definitively kills tails who then comes back 7 hours later with “its a hologram”
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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hey guys! did you know that classic game Alice: Madness Returns is $2.49 on Steam?

Well classic Alice: Madness Returns is $2.49 on steam! But only until tomorrow so Watch Out
Alice: Madness Returns is now $2.49 on Steam. I know EA made it but it’s really good I promise.
October 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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endgame: replace their entire TOS with this meme
The base image for the old “Isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?” meme: A picture of a couple verbally affirming their consent to fuck however nasty they want in the form of the phrase “I consent”, next to a headshot of Jesus Christ proclaiming, “I don’t!” as though it’s any of his goddamn business. The image is captioned: “The myth of ‘consensual sex’: Isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?” The image comes from a satirical facebook page but there are unfortunately people who unironically think this way. Maybe Blusky’s mod team are among those people.
September 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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play retsnom route
Darumi Amemiya panting like the puppygirl she is
September 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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next balance update requires killer players to read through this and agree like terms and conditions before they’re allowed to queue up every time the game boots
the survivor’s rulebook for killers, intended as a joke about how survivors don’t wanna work for a 4-escape at all
August 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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shuten order but she’s there. its her order
Shuten-Douji from the hit game Fate Grand Order
August 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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tokyo when shin godzilla buys a shin guard
August 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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(hundred line rot13) zr jura v trg guebhtu gur fcner rvgb oenapurf jurer qnehzv'f qrnq (nyy ohg yvxr gjb bs gurz)
August 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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they yassified thing (addams family)
July 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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kid in army gear, captioned “fuck we are under attack”
July 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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every time i see these i imagine the actual characters in this situation. like sonic t. hedgehog with a spout in his head getting slurped and gling flat like a juice box while he yells “WHOOOOOOA”
Some Good2Grow juice boxes with Sonic characters like Sonic, Shadow and Knuckles as caps. Their bodies are modeled on the juice caps from the chest up and juice spouts protrude from their heads.
July 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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slaps the “please put some clothes on” button in my mind until it manifests. borrow it from illya if you need to
July 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Soul Eater Excalibur face, in this instance meant to communicate “can FGO give chloe a normal kid’s outfit and not that”
July 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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oh yes absolutely this rancid text will loosen my wallet and get me to put my name on a list for you guys
A fundraising text reading “goodbye forever (major problem). Bernie Sanders and Rachel Maddow just sounded the alarm. please read immediately: [link to probable donation and/or signature page]”
July 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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my timeline suddenly
horse staring out at the beach captioned “man”
June 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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kYOSHIka magadori
kyoshika magadori from the hundred line: last defense academy, but she has a yoshi hat, thereby leaning into the 'yoshi' in her name.
June 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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this but with ms paint takumi
bootleg off-model bart simpson on a cale next to the message ‘EAT PANT’
June 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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i swear i wasnt trying for this but also should i be concerned uquiz.com/quiz/Z0DnGe/...
June 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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hmmst uquiz.com/quiz/8XEgTr/...
June 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Do it for her meme where ‘her’ is Darumi Amemiya The Hundred Line
June 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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i know ‘stop killing games’ is probably for something entirely different but the first image the phrase brings to mind is
Darumi Amemiya from 100line, very upset
June 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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“Bowser, it’s-a me, Mario. You have to forgive-a yourself, Bowser. The crash was-a fifteen years ago.”
A box for a Lego Mario Kart expansion set featuring Lego Bowser in his Lego purple kart dropping Lego bombs behind him. Next to the Lego Bombs is a Lego Mario, given a white tint to his entire body; text on the box clarifies that this means Lego Mario is not included, but the way Lego chose to represent this means Lego Mario also resembles a ghost or a creation of Bowser’s guilty conscience over the accident that lead to his untimely death.
June 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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It’s no use….everyone thinks I’m the killer…!
Super Danganronpa 2 game over card
June 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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15a spoilers but v pbhyq vzcebir guvf vs v unq fcbafbe orrf gb jbex jvgu naq pbhyq rqvg gur pntr nebhaq ure urnq
An unmasked and crying Kurara Oosuzuki is edited over the deleted 'Not the Bees' scene from the Nicolas Cage movie the Wicker Man, with some Sponsors looking on in the background.
June 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM