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reviews like this makes Meatheads all worth the work
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A TTRPG ONTO THE TABLE. ITS MEATHEADS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE MY MAIN CHARACTER, CHUNK MEATHEAD. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME GOBLIN BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP A TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE MEATVERSE'S MOST DANGEROUS MEGADUNGEON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE MECHANICS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT.
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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my mount rushmore of ps2 games
Metal Gear Solid 2 Metal Gear Solid 3 Shadow of the Colossus War of the Monsters
October 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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absolutely dripped out
Vincent Cassel as Jean-François de Morangias in the end scene with a bone sword strapped to his chest
October 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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when it’s been five minutes and you haven’t told a complete stranger online that dnd has it’s roots in wargaming
vein popping kid from popular meme
October 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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dungeon doodling again
a nine chambered dungeon draw on a grid marked index card
October 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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4 tier glaxy brain meme first tier reads: 2d6 vs target number is a PBtA feature second tier reads: 2d6 vs target number stems from Traveller third tier reads: 2d6 vs target number comes from Chainmail fourth tier reads: 2d6 vs target number is Craps
October 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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a lot of you on here
painting of jesus christ bearing his cross. the words "game design" are imposed onto the cross.
October 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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yoooooooo lmao
October 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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every time i sit down to edit the Meatheads megadungeon im accompanied by this doodle of @golden-achiever.bsky.social
Eric as a muscle hunk
October 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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they’re friends now
jacked muscle guy walking alongside an egghead with a huge noggin. The muscle guy asks “what ttrpg do you play?” egghead replies “Meatheads” “Oh cool, me too!”
October 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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this would fix me
September 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Meatheads is here right out the gate to call you stupid.
What is an RPG? If you do not know what a roleplaying game is, put this book down and pursue another hobby
September 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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the single panel comic by B. Kliban depicting a self important cartoonist flanked by two, tall beautiful women. His pathway is being cleared by lowly street scum by a policeman, who obviously protect a society’s most important members. in the text box it reads “Out of the way you swine! A game designer is coming!” where “game designer” replaces the original text reading “cartoonist”
September 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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a poster for an auditioned horrer themed dnd playcast? Cataphracts “Haha! I’m using logistics!” flyer stuck in front of the dnd poster
September 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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prepping for Meatheads tn
magazine cover of Strength & Health in front of a live Warren Zevon record
September 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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not only is this covered in Building a Binder, it’s the first point of the blark ttrpg values list
What to Reveal and What to Conceal I prefer to make the game elements the most visible part when playing. I have no interest in running things “realistically”. I’ll reveal the game parts fully. This has nothing to do with the ethics or fairness of showing my hand as a DM, it is entirely due to expediency and clarity. When moving through dungeon halls, counting squares and light, we are playing a board game. When we get into combat, we are playing a small scale wargame. When I tell a foe’s HP and AC, it’s simply because I hate having to confirm hits and shroud conditions as “bloodied” or “he actually looks pretty messed up”. Don’t be hesitant to present the game as you want to. “Hey peeps, for overland travel I’m working it out like a board game where you can move X spaces a day, sound good?”. You might think there is some challenge being lost by hiding such information, and I truly ask you to tell me in what meaningful way this matters to the play experience. I remind my players about secrets they’ve discovered or knowledge their character would know in the fiction without hesitation. The more information given to a player the more agency they have in their decisions. The Blark TTRPG Values you don’t need to lie a player. If you ask me something I’ll tell it or I won’t tell you anything.
September 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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sometimes when im down i look at my cpt sisko mug and i ask what would he do (commit REDACTED)
a star trek mug featuring the portrait of captain Benjamin Sisko from the early seasons if DS9.
August 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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im interested in what people’s home table top set ups are like. this current spot has served well over the past couple years!
basement room with long table covered in drawing mats. on the mats are a collection of toys, dice, paper and other objects for table top gaming. In the background is a poster for the movie “Speed” basement room with long table covered in drawing mats. on the mats are a collection of toys, dice, paper and other objects for table top gaming. in the background are posters and cabinets. A table with dice and an ashtray. in the background on the wall is a pirate flag, pride 420 flag and a poster for the movie “Conan the Barbarian.”. an NBA Jam machine sits defunct along by the back wall A table topped with a battle mat, with dice, an ashtray, sign, framed Conan portrait, markers, cups, and other items for table table gaming.
August 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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setting aside my outfit to DM tomorrow
white t shirt of homer simpson wearing his floral mumu paired with yellow booty shorts. no underwear.
August 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Dungeon Master: can any of you tell me how many rooms are in a megadungeon? 5e Players: i dunno….. 22? 23? OSR freaks: (eyes rolling back in his head): one million my lord
August 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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push to standardize RPG classification
a four quadrant grid. right side reads “WET” left side reads “DRY” top reads “GUN” bottom reads “SWORD”
August 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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saw this game at a thrift shop, anyone kno anything about it?
August 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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my entry into the Appendix N jam slipped in by the skin of its teeth. a small scenario for old school dungeon crawlers made with the help of @golden-achiever.bsky.social
book cover titled "Doppelgänger's Duet" featuring two silhouetted figures.
August 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Graham Sutherland was an English painter known for his portraits and landscapes in the early 20th century. His work ranges from grim smudges of post-war Britain cityscapes to colorfully hostile landscapes of jagged bends and flowing forms.
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Head II Cathedral (Study of Rocks) Tree Form Form over River
July 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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missed a few
June 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM