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Simon Lotion from Viz was just ahead of his time
Simon Lotion Time and Motion man from an old issue of VIz
January 29, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Pauline Hanson's One Nation to Lib Dems: call that a bar chart? THIS is a bar chart
screenshot of a tweet posted by Pauline Hanson's One Nation showing a bar chart visualising 'preferred prime minister' polling. A bar with Hanson on 26% is shown as the tallest, next to a considerably shorter bar representing Anthony Albanese on 39%
January 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
[caption] AND, IN ANOTHER PART OF THE SPRAWLING CITY, WE FIND...[caption] *HAH!* MY GREEN RAY HAS GIVEN ME THE POWER OF SHRINKING MY SIZE! WHAT A *WEAPON* THIS WILL BE TO ONE DAY USE AGAINST ALL OF HUMANITY!
January 26, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Miss Honeywell
January 22, 2026 at 7:46 PM
A transistorised circuit fits neatly into the back of 'Maid Without Tears' - a robot designed to do some simple jobs in the home.
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 PM
though I am grudgingly impressed by how much they've managed to make the Anthony Michael Hall one look like Anthony Michael Hall
duck version of Anthony Michael Hall in the Breakfast club
December 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
don't want to become the kind of person who thinks everything used to be better in the old day, but my late grandmother used to collect these pig figurines and it's hard to feel like there hasn't been a decline over the last 30 years
'pigtails' pig figurines more pigs and some more pigs rubber ducks dressed like the characters from the Breakfast Club
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
RASPUTIN'S EYES They Live On In His Daughter, Now Here
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Maria Rasputin and lion
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Alone in his dark personal world, Rip Jagger thinks aloud, hoping the sound of his own despairing voice might shake him out of the depths of his own self-pity
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I had previously prepared a false rubber nose
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Oh! Oh! My poor little body! It's gone!
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
HEY! Get me out of here!
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I bet that feller wouldn't sit so far away if he knew this old bum is the only one who knows the whereabouts of the famous missing explorer -- Doctor Wilmington!
November 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
looked them up because I was curious what they sounded like, wasn't expecting this influence to be cited tbh
from an interview with Culture Wars lead singer Alex Dugan: It was in high school that he began singing properly and set out chasing his band-life vision. His spark came from watching Blues Brothers 2000 as a young boy: "From the age of five, I wanted to be that kid," he explains. "I did all sorts of things like theatre and I ended up going to film school but being in a band eventually became the main landing point."
October 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM