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Alex
@blandalorian.bsky.social
#Pompey season ticket holder
Orlando Magic 🏀
Non-toxic Star Wars fan
Proud NHS staff

“Alex, on the Venn diagram of ‘People who’d call people they don’t know a cunt at the football’ and ‘People who cry at Disneyland’ - you’re the sole thing in the middle.”
Funny that, eh? Maybe they could use some of those cryptocurrency donations they’ve been given?
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
“It wasn’t racism, it was bantz.” - Nigel Farage, 2025
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Bloody hell, that’s a bit of me mush 🤩
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I want to hear the crap early name(s) that Darth Sidious came up with before the agreed on the Death Star; because I’ve always imagined him thinking it’s great, and Vaneé and the rest of the Sith Eternal having to tread on eggshells to convince him to consider something else.
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
If this man had been called up, we’d have beaten Spain in Euro 2024. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This belongs at the Tate Modern. A masterpiece.
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Ewww. You don’t need to use AI to make fun of these cunts, they provide more than enough real stuff.
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
He’ll have plenty to spare time to be at his concrete allotment, then.
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I mean, we did manage to score in the second half after they had a scrap, so maybe they should try it? 😅
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Asking the big questions.
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Who’d be able to eat more burgers in a single sitting; Emmanuel Olisadebe or Collins Mbesuma?
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
What an outstanding read. Thanks Neil, really enjoyed that.

I’m also with you on the Spurs semi-final in 2010. One of my proudest days as a Pompey fan.
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Orlando Rage, my guy. The 90s Chicago Bulls of v1 XFL.
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM