If Trump says the sky is blue and a person doesn’t look out at least two different windows to check, I don’t trust that person’s judgement.

As the grown-up version of a kid who loved Wesley because he helped me see myself in the world of Star Trek (which I very much needed at that time in my life) this makes me so happy I can hardly stand it.

I definitely watched both

We just gave our last dose of antibiotics to a pet bird earlier tonight, so I definitely feel your pain. I’d rather give meds to a toddler than a pet.

I feel both seen, and attacked.

I get that the image is fake. But if the image is real I would not be surprised.

If it helps any, one of the defining features of social animals is mutual grooming, so probably he’s trying to help you clean yourself and the salt is a bonus.