gonna be funny if Ai goes all Skynet on the t3ch br0s
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
gonna be funny if Ai goes all Skynet on the t3ch br0s
FOX News wouldn't be defending Epstein and his "barely-legal" tastes if he had been pimping fourteen-year-old boys to his chicken hawk pals
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
FOX News wouldn't be defending Epstein and his "barely-legal" tastes if he had been pimping fourteen-year-old boys to his chicken hawk pals
is the MAGA Holy War a YeeHaw'd?
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
is the MAGA Holy War a YeeHaw'd?
school shootings have decreased as incels have instead joined the ICEcret Police
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
school shootings have decreased as incels have instead joined the ICEcret Police
if it wasn't for the tyranny of biology
there'd be no religion
there'd be no religion
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
if it wasn't for the tyranny of biology
there'd be no religion
there'd be no religion
*The Results Of This Test Will Go Down On Your Permanent Record
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
*The Results Of This Test Will Go Down On Your Permanent Record
Countdown to Cuomo blaming Republicans for voting Republican
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Countdown to Cuomo blaming Republicans for voting Republican
nothing defines prosperity gospel ghouls like the belief that children deserve to go hungry
because their mother OBVIOUSLY hasn't embraced Jesus
because their mother OBVIOUSLY hasn't embraced Jesus
November 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
nothing defines prosperity gospel ghouls like the belief that children deserve to go hungry
because their mother OBVIOUSLY hasn't embraced Jesus
because their mother OBVIOUSLY hasn't embraced Jesus
wild that the folks that wanted to cancel anyone mocking Kirk’s death
are okay with Sofa King bangin’ his widow already
are okay with Sofa King bangin’ his widow already
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
wild that the folks that wanted to cancel anyone mocking Kirk’s death
are okay with Sofa King bangin’ his widow already
are okay with Sofa King bangin’ his widow already
easiest way to remember the difference between "affect" and "effect"
is FAFO
is FAFO
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
easiest way to remember the difference between "affect" and "effect"
is FAFO
is FAFO
"Let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, because it is the number of a person.
Its number is 47."
Its number is 47."
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"Let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, because it is the number of a person.
Its number is 47."
Its number is 47."
we’re an absurd culture really; we know that every news source is biased
except the one that tells us what we want to hear
except the one that tells us what we want to hear
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
we’re an absurd culture really; we know that every news source is biased
except the one that tells us what we want to hear
except the one that tells us what we want to hear
pretty sure Trump can't even spell "IQ" without asking Siri
October 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
pretty sure Trump can't even spell "IQ" without asking Siri
after the 1st Amendment gets canceled the 2nd is next
irony is nonpartisan
irony is nonpartisan
October 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
after the 1st Amendment gets canceled the 2nd is next
irony is nonpartisan
irony is nonpartisan
doesn't seem all that complicated that if federal workers don't get paid during a shutdown, Congress shouldn't either
especially when the federal employees have to keep working while our "representatives" are free to play golf and drink all day
especially when the federal employees have to keep working while our "representatives" are free to play golf and drink all day
October 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
doesn't seem all that complicated that if federal workers don't get paid during a shutdown, Congress shouldn't either
especially when the federal employees have to keep working while our "representatives" are free to play golf and drink all day
especially when the federal employees have to keep working while our "representatives" are free to play golf and drink all day
The donor list for the Trump Baalroom is a sneak peak at the Epstein files
October 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The donor list for the Trump Baalroom is a sneak peak at the Epstein files
a spoiled-rotten rich kid trapped in a dying old man's body
burning down the world around him in an existential temper tantrum
burning down the world around him in an existential temper tantrum
October 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
a spoiled-rotten rich kid trapped in a dying old man's body
burning down the world around him in an existential temper tantrum
burning down the world around him in an existential temper tantrum
no one ever became a billionaire by being a good person
or stays a billionaire
or stays a billionaire
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
no one ever became a billionaire by being a good person
or stays a billionaire
or stays a billionaire
stupid incels go for the gun
clever ones go into politics
clever ones go into politics
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
stupid incels go for the gun
clever ones go into politics
clever ones go into politics
Correlation does not imply causation
except when Grindr
collapses where large groups of evangelicals gather
except when Grindr
collapses where large groups of evangelicals gather
September 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Correlation does not imply causation
except when Grindr
collapses where large groups of evangelicals gather
except when Grindr
collapses where large groups of evangelicals gather
the big difference between the Republican Party and the Democrat Party
is that they both support genocide
is that they both support genocide
September 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
the big difference between the Republican Party and the Democrat Party
is that they both support genocide
is that they both support genocide
Kimmel, Colbert, Oliver and Meyers are WAY more dangerous to the Fourth Reich than a House full of Democrats
September 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Kimmel, Colbert, Oliver and Meyers are WAY more dangerous to the Fourth Reich than a House full of Democrats
raising a child telling them that there's no future left for them
means they have nothing to lose
means they have nothing to lose
September 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
raising a child telling them that there's no future left for them
means they have nothing to lose
means they have nothing to lose
agitator (left or right) is no career for a family man
September 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
agitator (left or right) is no career for a family man
Poe's Law has become law of the land
September 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Poe's Law has become law of the land