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Canadian/American. Binging ‘The West Wing’ during the pandemic convinced me to get U.S. citizenship because decisions are made by those who show up.
My mother, who grew up in and still lives in Sandwich (through the heart of which new bridge traffic will flow) is not suprised. I feel bad for her neighbours and those of Del Ray whose lives have been upended for years only to have a toddler’s tantrum further delay any benefit or closure.
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
My mother, who grew up in and still lives in Sandwich (through the heart of which new bridge traffic will flow) is not suprised. I feel bad for her neighbours and those of Del Ray whose lives have been upended for years only to have a toddler’s tantrum further delay any benefit or closure.
There’s a clause that allows the U.S. to delay up to 6m after “completion” before the bridge is opened. The delays to this point have mainly been blamed on infrastructure delays on the US side (anyone who drives on 75 through Detroit gets this). Canadians are not suprised by this.
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
There’s a clause that allows the U.S. to delay up to 6m after “completion” before the bridge is opened. The delays to this point have mainly been blamed on infrastructure delays on the US side (anyone who drives on 75 through Detroit gets this). Canadians are not suprised by this.
Where I’m from “Extra Ice” is the gay bar code-word for getting an alcoholic drink after last-call. Guess I’m not suprised that Stephen Miller’s wife wants her country sweaty, drunk and twerking to the latest Robyn remix?
January 17, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Where I’m from “Extra Ice” is the gay bar code-word for getting an alcoholic drink after last-call. Guess I’m not suprised that Stephen Miller’s wife wants her country sweaty, drunk and twerking to the latest Robyn remix?
Spent part of the summer in MSP and instantly fell in love. It is an incredibly welcoming and safe place, and it’s terrifying to see these events in the neighbourhoods we visited. You should be getting outside help, but I don’t know what that practically/legally/safely looks like.
January 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Spent part of the summer in MSP and instantly fell in love. It is an incredibly welcoming and safe place, and it’s terrifying to see these events in the neighbourhoods we visited. You should be getting outside help, but I don’t know what that practically/legally/safely looks like.
I’m tempted to call him Bingo Bob but that’s probably an insult to the memory of Bingo Bob.
January 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I’m tempted to call him Bingo Bob but that’s probably an insult to the memory of Bingo Bob.
Exactly what type of “medical autonomy” do Americans enjoy when every course of treatment is denied by your insurance company? When health insurers start using AI for the approval process? He should be sending that letter to himself.
January 10, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Exactly what type of “medical autonomy” do Americans enjoy when every course of treatment is denied by your insurance company? When health insurers start using AI for the approval process? He should be sending that letter to himself.
I’m sorry but where does one even unload and then store 50 million barrels of oil? He just gonna stack them in the old Randall Park Mall?
January 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I’m sorry but where does one even unload and then store 50 million barrels of oil? He just gonna stack them in the old Randall Park Mall?
My question is - what are they planning in January that requires loyalist ambassadors in those specific countries?
December 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
My question is - what are they planning in January that requires loyalist ambassadors in those specific countries?
Not sure if he’d make your top 5 but Ryo Fukui gets played at least 3 times a week at my house.
October 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Not sure if he’d make your top 5 but Ryo Fukui gets played at least 3 times a week at my house.
Does it come with a sharpie to edit the tarriffs as they get cancelled/raised/lowered/added throughout the day?
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Does it come with a sharpie to edit the tarriffs as they get cancelled/raised/lowered/added throughout the day?
Whoever is married to the next normal president should turn that ballroom back into the First Lady’s (or Husband’s) office and do every interview, meeting and photoshoot from a tiny desk in the middle of that giant, ridiculous room.
October 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Whoever is married to the next normal president should turn that ballroom back into the First Lady’s (or Husband’s) office and do every interview, meeting and photoshoot from a tiny desk in the middle of that giant, ridiculous room.
Did you try sending her an Uno Reverse card? “Your off the record is now BACK ON!!!”
October 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Did you try sending her an Uno Reverse card? “Your off the record is now BACK ON!!!”
Don’t major changes to a national monument need congressional approval? Or is this like my husband’s plans for a new garage where he insists if we keep one original wall we won’t need a permit?
October 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Don’t major changes to a national monument need congressional approval? Or is this like my husband’s plans for a new garage where he insists if we keep one original wall we won’t need a permit?
Yarvin is the guy from The Walking Dead or The Stand who briefly thrives as a post-apocalyptic overlord, declaring “The world is finally as it should be!”, but ends up crying like a baby and irrelevant by the end of his character arc.
October 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Yarvin is the guy from The Walking Dead or The Stand who briefly thrives as a post-apocalyptic overlord, declaring “The world is finally as it should be!”, but ends up crying like a baby and irrelevant by the end of his character arc.
What’s revealing about his statement is that he must believe that Republicans will lose control of something sooner rather than later.
September 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What’s revealing about his statement is that he must believe that Republicans will lose control of something sooner rather than later.
He should also invite Jimmy Kimmel.
September 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
He should also invite Jimmy Kimmel.
I can’t help but think about the events that led to the Rwandan genocide and how many of the same puzzle pieces are in place. This is obviously imagining the extreme but we’d be amiss to think we’re better than those involved in that massacre. At the very least our president isn’t.
September 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I can’t help but think about the events that led to the Rwandan genocide and how many of the same puzzle pieces are in place. This is obviously imagining the extreme but we’d be amiss to think we’re better than those involved in that massacre. At the very least our president isn’t.
The “give these jobs to Americans” crowd thinks building a highly technical battery plant is like raising a pole barn with the local highschool’s 4-H club.
September 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The “give these jobs to Americans” crowd thinks building a highly technical battery plant is like raising a pole barn with the local highschool’s 4-H club.
I’m still not sure if I’m madder that we’re feeding billionaires, or that the menu looks like we’re paying a 9th grade culinary arts class to design the menu. “Wait Becky - what if we used FANCY croutons instead of regular croutons on the salad?!” Like holy fuck is France laughing.
September 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m still not sure if I’m madder that we’re feeding billionaires, or that the menu looks like we’re paying a 9th grade culinary arts class to design the menu. “Wait Becky - what if we used FANCY croutons instead of regular croutons on the salad?!” Like holy fuck is France laughing.
Steak and cake for me, but not for thee (especially if you’re a child on SNAP and it’s your birthday).
September 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Steak and cake for me, but not for thee (especially if you’re a child on SNAP and it’s your birthday).
My highschool math teacher told us his grading system consisted of “looking to the sky” and asking “who is the smartest of them all?”. That kid would get a 99 (because no one’s perfect) and the rest of us would be ranked in order below. This would be a better tariff system.
August 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My highschool math teacher told us his grading system consisted of “looking to the sky” and asking “who is the smartest of them all?”. That kid would get a 99 (because no one’s perfect) and the rest of us would be ranked in order below. This would be a better tariff system.
Would this mean that those answering the census would have to prove citizenship/legal residency in order to be counted? This wouldn’t just eliminate undocumented people from the numbers, it would erase anyone who can’t prove they’re not undocumented - seniors, low income people, married women…
August 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Would this mean that those answering the census would have to prove citizenship/legal residency in order to be counted? This wouldn’t just eliminate undocumented people from the numbers, it would erase anyone who can’t prove they’re not undocumented - seniors, low income people, married women…
I wonder how long it would take to convince AI models that this really is what he looks like if enough of us started asking for a pic every day and then correcting the response. Could be a fun activity for the family around the dinner table.
July 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I wonder how long it would take to convince AI models that this really is what he looks like if enough of us started asking for a pic every day and then correcting the response. Could be a fun activity for the family around the dinner table.