Blakimus Maximus
@blakimusmaximus.bsky.social
Single exmo gay who really likes movies. 🏳️🌈
A TikTok refugee hoping to find his new social media home on Bluesky.
📍SLC
blakimusmaximus on Insta
(Oh, and DM me for my 18+ alt, ya filthy animais 😈)
A TikTok refugee hoping to find his new social media home on Bluesky.
📍SLC
blakimusmaximus on Insta
(Oh, and DM me for my 18+ alt, ya filthy animais 😈)
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're Nomi Malone Leaving Vegas at the End of Showgirls?
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're Nomi Malone Leaving Vegas at the End of Showgirls?
all right, behold: me in all my mormon missionary glory 😄
April 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
all right, behold: me in all my mormon missionary glory 😄
okay but I really was!
April 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
okay but I really was!
stupor of thought, indeed #midcenturymodern
April 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
stupor of thought, indeed #midcenturymodern
My boss today asked if I "wanted" a particular work task, and if I didn't care about being fired, I would have told him:
"Buddy, there is only one thing I truly want . . .
"Buddy, there is only one thing I truly want . . .
February 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My boss today asked if I "wanted" a particular work task, and if I didn't care about being fired, I would have told him:
"Buddy, there is only one thing I truly want . . .
"Buddy, there is only one thing I truly want . . .
Gay theatre kids, rejoice!
JLo made a movie for us: Kiss of the Spiderwoman
#Sundance #sundancefilmfestival
JLo made a movie for us: Kiss of the Spiderwoman
#Sundance #sundancefilmfestival
February 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Gay theatre kids, rejoice!
JLo made a movie for us: Kiss of the Spiderwoman
#Sundance #sundancefilmfestival
JLo made a movie for us: Kiss of the Spiderwoman
#Sundance #sundancefilmfestival
January 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Let's be so real right now: this is propaganda
January 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Let's be so real right now: this is propaganda
from my now restored TikTok
JFC
JFC
January 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
from my now restored TikTok
JFC
JFC
what the last day of tiktok felt like #tiktokrefugee #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
what the last day of tiktok felt like #tiktokrefugee #tiktokban
It's gone.
Because any version of tiktok that comes back because of Pres. Rapist-Felon is not going to be what we had.
Something has gone terribly wrong.
Because any version of tiktok that comes back because of Pres. Rapist-Felon is not going to be what we had.
Something has gone terribly wrong.
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It's gone.
Because any version of tiktok that comes back because of Pres. Rapist-Felon is not going to be what we had.
Something has gone terribly wrong.
Because any version of tiktok that comes back because of Pres. Rapist-Felon is not going to be what we had.
Something has gone terribly wrong.
Fit check before I head out
January 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Fit check before I head out
That Vivek brings up Whiplash is *delicious* to me because anyone who walks out of that movie feeling inspired to torture themselves and others into success has completely missed the point. 🤣
December 28, 2024 at 5:02 PM
That Vivek brings up Whiplash is *delicious* to me because anyone who walks out of that movie feeling inspired to torture themselves and others into success has completely missed the point. 🤣
Why did so many ancient cultures celebrate the Winter Solstice, the darkest night? Because they were celebrating their survival of the dark and their joy that the light was returning.
The Solstice is a celebration of life, its spirit, and its endurance.
Blessed Solstice 🙏💚🫂🕊
The Solstice is a celebration of life, its spirit, and its endurance.
Blessed Solstice 🙏💚🫂🕊
December 22, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Why did so many ancient cultures celebrate the Winter Solstice, the darkest night? Because they were celebrating their survival of the dark and their joy that the light was returning.
The Solstice is a celebration of life, its spirit, and its endurance.
Blessed Solstice 🙏💚🫂🕊
The Solstice is a celebration of life, its spirit, and its endurance.
Blessed Solstice 🙏💚🫂🕊
December 4, 2024 at 4:51 PM
this is literally the only holiday I care about this year
December 4, 2024 at 4:49 PM
this is literally the only holiday I care about this year
today's resistance task: divest from Elon Musk.
we've deleted X, we're not going to buy Teslas, and we'll ridicule those who own cybertrucks, but check your retirement/investment accounts.
dig to find your fund holdings (Morningstar is a good resource) and sell your funds that buy from Elonia.
we've deleted X, we're not going to buy Teslas, and we'll ridicule those who own cybertrucks, but check your retirement/investment accounts.
dig to find your fund holdings (Morningstar is a good resource) and sell your funds that buy from Elonia.
November 14, 2024 at 7:43 PM
today's resistance task: divest from Elon Musk.
we've deleted X, we're not going to buy Teslas, and we'll ridicule those who own cybertrucks, but check your retirement/investment accounts.
dig to find your fund holdings (Morningstar is a good resource) and sell your funds that buy from Elonia.
we've deleted X, we're not going to buy Teslas, and we'll ridicule those who own cybertrucks, but check your retirement/investment accounts.
dig to find your fund holdings (Morningstar is a good resource) and sell your funds that buy from Elonia.
When Fezco bought Lexi flowers and dressed up to go to her play, my heart was absolutely obliterated.
I do not want Euphoria to continue without Angus Cloud.
I do not want Euphoria to continue without Angus Cloud.
August 1, 2023 at 12:45 AM
When Fezco bought Lexi flowers and dressed up to go to her play, my heart was absolutely obliterated.
I do not want Euphoria to continue without Angus Cloud.
I do not want Euphoria to continue without Angus Cloud.