@blakeyface.bsky.social
recovering twitter user, unrepentant liberal, and (perhaps) your cell-mate after their upcoming purge
some say that this is a photo of Francis Bacon's studio, while others say it is a representational depiction of an EEG recently done on our dear leader's brain
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
some say that this is a photo of Francis Bacon's studio, while others say it is a representational depiction of an EEG recently done on our dear leader's brain
if Rasputin had an illegitimate child with Lizaveta...
December 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
if Rasputin had an illegitimate child with Lizaveta...
Trump said he would resign the presidency if his Kennedy Center Honors program didn't beat Jimmy Kimmel's selfsame hosting. The tally? 35% fewer viewers than last year. The bad news? An even bigger creep, j.d. vance, awaits
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Trump said he would resign the presidency if his Kennedy Center Honors program didn't beat Jimmy Kimmel's selfsame hosting. The tally? 35% fewer viewers than last year. The bad news? An even bigger creep, j.d. vance, awaits
Ever visited a zoo and watched one of the male chimps furiously masturbating for all to see? This is like that
December 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Ever visited a zoo and watched one of the male chimps furiously masturbating for all to see? This is like that
just imagine...the man you adore would have had you slaughtered. it's enough to make any creep rabid
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
just imagine...the man you adore would have had you slaughtered. it's enough to make any creep rabid
So you're saying that it wasn't vaccines that did that to your voice? the felching gave you diverticulitis of the larynx?
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
So you're saying that it wasn't vaccines that did that to your voice? the felching gave you diverticulitis of the larynx?
ornithologists beware...the gravel-throated warbler has now been described as a poet
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
ornithologists beware...the gravel-throated warbler has now been described as a poet
hoping that sting performs the song 'don't stand so close to me' and dedicates it to MAGA and Ice agents everywhere. (f***the Super Bowl)
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
hoping that sting performs the song 'don't stand so close to me' and dedicates it to MAGA and Ice agents everywhere. (f***the Super Bowl)
'the eyes are the window to your soul' -Shakespeare
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
'the eyes are the window to your soul' -Shakespeare
Ken Paxton is suing the manufacturers of Tylenol because an ex-heroin addict has declared that Tylenol is harmful. The insight reflected in those piercing eyes...you can tell...Ken is keen.
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ken Paxton is suing the manufacturers of Tylenol because an ex-heroin addict has declared that Tylenol is harmful. The insight reflected in those piercing eyes...you can tell...Ken is keen.
that's all the ink blots. now let's do some word associations...I'll say a phrase on you give me the first word that comes to mind. pus-laden sore...
October 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
that's all the ink blots. now let's do some word associations...I'll say a phrase on you give me the first word that comes to mind. pus-laden sore...
Grindr Mike is beginning to get tongue-tied
October 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Grindr Mike is beginning to get tongue-tied
THE WHITE HOUSE II - Maro Logo on steroids!
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
THE WHITE HOUSE II - Maro Logo on steroids!
'boys will be boys'
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
'boys will be boys'
"they tell edgy, offensive jokes. like, that's what kids do." -j.d. vance
October 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"they tell edgy, offensive jokes. like, that's what kids do." -j.d. vance
SMILE 4: The Antichrist Reigns...release date November 2028
October 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
SMILE 4: The Antichrist Reigns...release date November 2028
Smile 3 coming to a theater near you (trailer of Fox)
October 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Smile 3 coming to a theater near you (trailer of Fox)
and Trump hits a target that isn't a target, It's a human being
October 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
and Trump hits a target that isn't a target, It's a human being
Donald goes prostrate when Greta receives the Nobel Prize for Peace
October 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Donald goes prostrate when Greta receives the Nobel Prize for Peace
Halloween has been moved to October 18th this year...So buy your masks early!
October 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Halloween has been moved to October 18th this year...So buy your masks early!
Peter Thiel says that Geta Thunberg is The Antichrist. Big Brother says that 2 + 2 = 5. Wake up.
October 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Peter Thiel says that Geta Thunberg is The Antichrist. Big Brother says that 2 + 2 = 5. Wake up.
"I agree with Hegseth, beards are unseemly (unless, of course, you're handicapped by a potato face)"
October 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"I agree with Hegseth, beards are unseemly (unless, of course, you're handicapped by a potato face)"
in his latest post President Miller has said that describing the present government as 'authoritarian' is tantamount to a criminal offense. against the law to call authoritarians authoritarians? might it also be against the law to say that irony is now truly dead? that shoe polish may damage brains?
September 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
in his latest post President Miller has said that describing the present government as 'authoritarian' is tantamount to a criminal offense. against the law to call authoritarians authoritarians? might it also be against the law to say that irony is now truly dead? that shoe polish may damage brains?
Watch out now
Take care, beware of greedy leaders
They'll take you where you should not go
-George Harrison
Take care, beware of greedy leaders
They'll take you where you should not go
-George Harrison
September 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Watch out now
Take care, beware of greedy leaders
They'll take you where you should not go
-George Harrison
Take care, beware of greedy leaders
They'll take you where you should not go
-George Harrison
finally the fake christians are getting called out for their garbage readings of the Bible...enough
September 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
finally the fake christians are getting called out for their garbage readings of the Bible...enough