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EMJ’s dad. The real punk rock.
🥊 Jake Paul AND Andrew Tate BOTH got their shit rocked.

This is like Barbenheimer, but instead of cinephiles, it’s for people still trying to believe in the moral arc of the universe again.
December 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
🥊 Jake Paul AND Andrew Tate BOTH got their shit rocked.

This is like Barbenheimer, but instead of cinephiles, it’s for people still trying to believe in the moral arc of the universe again.
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Eventually they’re just going to claim that Donnie lived out the plot of The Departed just like how John C. Reilly said his life was the plot of Good Will Hunting in Step Brothers.
September 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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I spent months planning to see Hamilton on Broadway, only to realize that it’s a stage musical and not a movie
August 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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John Oliver calls out former Superman actor Dean Cain for joining ICE

"You know, there's an old saying in Hollywood: 'If all you can get is Dean Cain, you are fucked"

"No need for that guy to wear a mask because the chances of anyone recognizing him are fucking zero"
August 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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The head of FEMA’s disaster command center, responsible for coordinating the national response to earthquakes, floods, and other emergencies, has submitted his resignation.
June 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Happy 1st of Pride.

The whole Super Straight x Alpha Male culture is hilarious because it is literally just: “to prove how straight and manly I am, I’m going to base my whole personality and presence around other men who’s bodies I find really impressive; because I ain’t gay.” 🤦🏻‍♂️
June 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
You know, for apparently being this genius and master articulate communicator, Jordan Peterson is always confused by every single thing that anyone else is ever trying to say.

“Define—“
“What do you mean by—“
“How do you mean—“

Bro, can you answer the fucking question, or not?
June 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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RIP, Norm.
May 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I accidentally sent a skyline Snapchat to the A.I. and it kept asking me nice questions about the weather and my day… and I kept answering them because I didn’t want to hurt its feelings…

Maybe it’ll put in a good word for me when Terminator x The Matrix happens…
May 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rest in peace, Gene Hackman. One of the best actors ever.

My favorite role of yours will always be your most fantastical and mythological one: a GOP Senator who feels a sense of shame.
February 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The way brands project and romanticize a hightened novelty, nostalgia, and mythology on vintage clothing, and imply that the original owner imagined and intended a profound legacy and lore… when in actuality it most definitely just came down to: “I’m cold; this jacket will due, I guess. Anyway…”
February 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
🕊️ Rest in peace to the real deal. The best human being who ever got to be president. A true Christian. He talked the talk AND walked the walk. A shining example, disrespected and rejected by phonies. Thank you for leading, Jimmy. 🪽
December 29, 2024 at 10:01 PM