Blake
@blakekitterman.bsky.social
Life, uh, finds a slay 🦖 | 📍DC
Diaries of my brain rot | He/Him
Diaries of my brain rot | He/Him
Wdym my username is bottom
December 27, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Wdym my username is bottom
You’ve heard of Bigfoot but have you met the Faceless Horsemen of rural Tennessee?
December 21, 2024 at 8:21 PM
You’ve heard of Bigfoot but have you met the Faceless Horsemen of rural Tennessee?
I don’t think we’re in Tennessee anymore, Africa by Toto
December 16, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I don’t think we’re in Tennessee anymore, Africa by Toto
Insurance companies beefing up security I’m beefing up my fiber intake
December 10, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Insurance companies beefing up security I’m beefing up my fiber intake
“I'd like to be a criminal in people's hearts”
December 10, 2024 at 12:19 AM
“I'd like to be a criminal in people's hearts”
My husband came out to me as gay on the Oprah Winfrey Show and all I got was this retro sweatshirt
December 2, 2024 at 5:29 PM
My husband came out to me as gay on the Oprah Winfrey Show and all I got was this retro sweatshirt
“Would you take the Substa-“
November 27, 2024 at 1:32 PM
“Would you take the Substa-“
Club-like items got the Jungle Juice shaking !!
November 25, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Club-like items got the Jungle Juice shaking !!
I like my Pootcase
November 24, 2024 at 6:46 PM
I like my Pootcase
yes it did thank you meta
November 20, 2024 at 9:18 PM
yes it did thank you meta
White Castle Waffle House
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White House
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White House
November 20, 2024 at 8:48 PM
White Castle Waffle House
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White House
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White House
Linda McMahon I challenge you to a Wii boxing match. I win, you clear my name of student loans. You win, I’ll buy you a baconeggandcheese everything bagel toasted. Venue of your choice.
November 20, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Linda McMahon I challenge you to a Wii boxing match. I win, you clear my name of student loans. You win, I’ll buy you a baconeggandcheese everything bagel toasted. Venue of your choice.
moving to DC in June DC now
November 18, 2024 at 7:23 PM
moving to DC in June DC now
Reposted by Blake
me dragging the rest of my twitter oomfs to bluesky whether they like it or not
November 17, 2024 at 6:06 PM
me dragging the rest of my twitter oomfs to bluesky whether they like it or not
🪄 I’ve always wanted to use that extension 🤭
November 17, 2024 at 5:20 PM
🪄 I’ve always wanted to use that extension 🤭
Karla’s friend called her from prison during Friendsgiving ☺️🦃🍁
November 17, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Karla’s friend called her from prison during Friendsgiving ☺️🦃🍁