Blaise Hartley
@blaisehartley.com
Engineer, Artist, Dancer, Maker, Dad, Axe-flinger, Pain in the Ass.
Opinions expressed are those of no one...
Also find me at: https://makersocial.online/@Beerbruin
Opinions expressed are those of no one...
Also find me at: https://makersocial.online/@Beerbruin
It's almost like DOGE was a completely unserious smokescreen for the dumbest of MAGA...
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It's almost like DOGE was a completely unserious smokescreen for the dumbest of MAGA...
Apparently, the most effective child-behaviour modification technique is "mean", and "not very nice".
But it works!
But it works!
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Apparently, the most effective child-behaviour modification technique is "mean", and "not very nice".
But it works!
But it works!
My final disposition on corporate social media...
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My final disposition on corporate social media...
What make me think of this...
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
What make me think of this...
It must be an amazingly stressless job, working for the Onion. US Politics has become so ridiculous, so reprehensible, that the jokes just write themselves!
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It must be an amazingly stressless job, working for the Onion. US Politics has become so ridiculous, so reprehensible, that the jokes just write themselves!
In case you were wondering if ICE had transitioned to full-on Gestapo yet, they are now literally using "Papers please!" as an excuse for fucking up your whole day and squeezing a few more dollars out of you!
October 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
In case you were wondering if ICE had transitioned to full-on Gestapo yet, they are now literally using "Papers please!" as an excuse for fucking up your whole day and squeezing a few more dollars out of you!
In case you were wondering if ICE had transitioned to full-on Gestapo, they are now literally using "Papers please!" as an excuse for fucking up your whole day and squeezing a few more dollars out of you!
October 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
In case you were wondering if ICE had transitioned to full-on Gestapo, they are now literally using "Papers please!" as an excuse for fucking up your whole day and squeezing a few more dollars out of you!
So... Ummm... Has anyone called the evangelicals?
October 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So... Ummm... Has anyone called the evangelicals?
It's the ultimate refuge...
October 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It's the ultimate refuge...
So... I guess we won't be sending our warrior to places because someone stands to make money any more? You know, so you won't be sending them to die for the selfish benefit of a corrupt dictatorial government?
September 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
So... I guess we won't be sending our warrior to places because someone stands to make money any more? You know, so you won't be sending them to die for the selfish benefit of a corrupt dictatorial government?
Maybe Musk should rename the service "N"...
September 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Maybe Musk should rename the service "N"...
Hey @kz4troy.bsky.social, what does the County Legislature actually *do*, anyway? Other than making up stupid holidays, I mean....
August 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Hey @kz4troy.bsky.social, what does the County Legislature actually *do*, anyway? Other than making up stupid holidays, I mean....
We could stop spending trillions on unnecessary military 'superiority', *or* we could save a few million by firing all the people who keep our nation at the forefront of research...
July 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We could stop spending trillions on unnecessary military 'superiority', *or* we could save a few million by firing all the people who keep our nation at the forefront of research...
Somebody didn't read the notes...
June 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Somebody didn't read the notes...
There are very few assholes I dislike so much that I actively engage in schadenfreude over their failures. Andrew Cuomo is one of those assholes...
June 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
There are very few assholes I dislike so much that I actively engage in schadenfreude over their failures. Andrew Cuomo is one of those assholes...
"He's only like this when he drinks."
June 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"He's only like this when he drinks."
Gavin Newsome is exactly the kind of slick, self-serving machine politician I hate most, but when you're right, you're right...
June 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Gavin Newsome is exactly the kind of slick, self-serving machine politician I hate most, but when you're right, you're right...
Tell me you're a complete ignoramus without telling me you're a complete ignoramus...
May 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Tell me you're a complete ignoramus without telling me you're a complete ignoramus...
I can only assume that voters who think tariffs will help them are willfully ignorant. It's not possible for *that* many people to be *that* stupid!
May 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I can only assume that voters who think tariffs will help them are willfully ignorant. It's not possible for *that* many people to be *that* stupid!