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blahtey
@blahtey.bsky.social
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He/him. Age 30. Queer. MDNI.
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The label on a can of peas. It says "Peas. Taste the peaness."
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Valid. I mean have you seen yourself because...
October 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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A hippo biting another hippos butt. The first hippo is labeled with the text "me" and the second hippo is labeled with the text "you."
September 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Four panel cartoon of two people talking. Panel 1 & 2: One person saying to the other "don't hang your feet off the bed at night. If you do, the devil will eat them." Panel 2: Second person thinking. Panel 3: Same person from previous panel. Sleeping with their naked butt hanging off of the bed.
September 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Image of Mr. Incredible pointing down angrily captioned "ass is ass".
July 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Image of Mr. Incredible pointing down angrily captioned "ass is ass".
July 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I really like this quote.
some are posting on social media some are protesting in the streets some are donating silently some are educating themselves some are having tough conversations with friends & family a revolution has many lanes - be kind to yourself and to others who are traveling in the same direction just keep your foot on the gas
July 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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I saw this documentary the other day on the scam that is bottled water. Most of it is actually a municipal tap water that is essentially stolen from the municipalities by the big beverage companies. And while it does have a place in things like disaster relief, it's terrible for the environment and you're paying like 10 times what you should be paying for the same water.
June 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Not only that but somehow 57% still think it should be done. Make it make sense.
Some states deny access to pornography websites to people who haven't verified they are adults by uploading a copy of their government‑issued ID. Would you support or oppose your state requiring age verification to access online pornography? Conducted May 2, 2025 YouGov surveyed 4003 US adults By: All adults Support 57 % Oppose 21 % Not sure 16 % Prefer not to say 5 %
June 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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June 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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The text "it's JUNE!! which means it's illegal to be straight. anyone caught NOT being GAY... will be immediately reported to the FBI" on a pride flag background. At the end of each phrase is a possum. The first one holding a pride flag, the second one holding a bisexual pride flag, and the third one holding a lesbian pride flag.
June 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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😁
Screenshot of the Tumblr post with the question, how did you find out you were pan? Reply to that post is a photo of a person wearing a hoodie with a frying pan in the hood opening. They look in a handheld mirror and then look at the camera.
June 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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On a brighter note, the Human Rights Campaign plans to put out some pretty badass shirts.
This is the design.
An American bald eagle with pride flag feathers on its wings as well as trans flag colors on the top of the wings and the tail. The eagle is also wearing a leather harness with the Human Rights Campaign equality logo in the center, has long gorgeous eyelashes and purple painted talons. Below the eagle there is a line of pride flag stripes and the text these colors don't run in white block lettering with the Human Rights Campaign logo and the words human rights campaign to the right of the word run and below the second half of the word colors. The final element is stars in each of the pride flag colors at the very bottom and all of this is on a black background.
May 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Apparently, I am supposed to post an image of my getaway vehicle as a quoted post, so here you go.
A photo of New York Central 999 at the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago, Illinois, USA.
May 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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This is such a shitty headline. I mean, if you look at the amount of aviation accidents that have happened in the last 5-6 months it's no wonder people are worried about flying. And yes, I blame the current United States presidential administration for a lot of that.
Screenshot of an AP News notification: "Worries about flying, seem to be taking off. Here's how to cope with in-flight anxiety."
April 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Today is @tantriceden.com's six year camiversary. Lilith has always shined with a beautiful radiance inside & out, but over the last six years through content, streaming, & connecting with people, she has been able to share that light with so many others. I am incredibly proud of her for everything she has created, all of the spaces she has fostered, & the endless amount of love she has shared with & for the world. I am especially proud of her for all that she has overcome in both her professional & personal life, & I admire her strength in pushing forward. I know that through determination, creativity, & a dash of magic, six years could be just the beginning. I am so glad to be a part of her life, & I am excited for all the amazing moments, ideas, & years to come.
March 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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PLANT!
Gif of WALL-E and EVE from the 2008 Disney film WALL-E. EVE is upset and frantically searching for the plant WALL-E had previously given her.
March 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Time to call your elected officials again. Sample script:
"My name is [name] And I am a constituent from [city, zip]. I am calling today to oppose the SCREEN Act. Children should be protected from truly harmful material but this isn't the way to do it. This is an overly broad law that will be used to censor the internet at large and force the removal of educational materials around sex education, the 2SLGBTQIA+ community and anything else that Republicans disagree with and can try to apply it to. I demand that the Senator fight the SCREEN Act."
March 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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A drawing of a bear on the moon saying "how did I get here?"
February 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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3:14 at least i know more about western nb ideas and stuff. people think i am western because pink and speak english lol and western left leaning people are super sensitive so... easy to offend them and they are also offensive but i did my own research and have a better understanding of things (dont tell them but the western left makes a lot of problems for its self by hating white cis men) and they think i am white cis man so... lol 3:24 PM You have blocked this user Leave chat Report
February 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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So apparently Musk's employees are going after other agencies and no one is stopping them from walking into the buildings. Why is this happening? Unless the people have guns or can break down the door, don't let them in the building. Unless, somehow, every single security guard is a Trump loyalist, this shouldn't be happening.
February 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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This.
(Original artist is @vacantexpressioncomics on Instagram.)
A 4 panel Vacant Expression comic with two rather basically drawn characters. Panel 1: Character 1: pointing to a "BEWARE OF BEARS" sign and saying "Uh-oh. We should be careful." Panel 2: Character 2: "Pffft. We're not gonna see a bear." Character 1: "What makes you so sure?" Panel 3: Character 2: "I mean, look at us. Look at what we look like." Panel 4: Character 2: "You think he knows how to draw a fucking bear?"
February 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Please call your representatives and urge them to reject this.
Screenshot of congress.gov showing the following text: H.R.238 - To amend the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act to clarify that artificial intelligence and machine learning technologies can qualify as a practitioner eligible to prescribe drugs if authorized by the State involved and approved, cleared, or authorized by the Food and Drug Administration, and for other purposes.
January 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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A gift of Sheldon the seahorse from finding Nemo saying"Ooh, look at me! I'm gonna go touch the butt!", sneezing and being knocked back by the force.
January 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Well this should be interesting (in a bad way)...
Screenshot of a headline from The Hill: "Ohio governor signs bill to charge for police video footage"
January 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM