Anybody got one of these Gondola systems spare so Liverpool County Council and Merseytravel can sort out their inadequacies in their infrastructure support for the Everton Stadium transport #Everton #EvertonStadium #BMD #UTFT

If that's the case and we have to suck that up, can we not just de-register him from the squad list and it matters not if they terminate the loan or not. We can then get one of TFGs other companies to buy Bjoja's ankle support boot for the same cost as his loan. Sorted!

I did the wonderful Goodison Park tour today. If you’ve not already done so, do it before it’s too late. Assume I missed the industrial cleaners being in to scrub the stench out of this room ready for the new start #efc #goodison #everton

Cleary my photo editing skills are on par with Sean Dyche's tactical acumen

This is it. If I performed in my job like this I’d expect to be sacked for incompetence

Future proofing my Everton Way stone