Actual pic from my phone. How may Scotch Eggs do we need?

Gott im Himmel!
This place is in South Melbourne and can reliably say I will never eat there. Ever.

In Australia we renamed all the McDonalds “Maccas”. And nobody complained.

Arguably the greatest/scariest headline of the year.

Apologies, I misheard you.

I’m always disappointed when my favourite beer isn’t available. There’s just something special about asking for one.

Ok scratch that question, I googled and now I have a different question. What is a higher-welfare smoked bacon?

This happened to me, on a story about a reality TV show where one contestant was accused of taking another contestant’s idea. The DM lifted my work entire and ran it - I shit you not - under this headline:

Needs one of those alliterative words cartoonists come up with to perfectly capture the sound of what is happening on the page. You know, like this:

Hey Bluesky hive mind, who is this face? Spotted in a jumper and she looks very familiar?