Blackwolf John Oates, The Bayou Bethurum
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I couldn’t pick CLE even though LV makes me ill to watch. Sanders looked completely lost & I can’t imagine one week of practice will help much. I can’t pick ATL over NO with Captain Kirk basically playing in lead boots
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I couldn’t pick CLE even though LV makes me ill to watch. Sanders looked completely lost & I can’t imagine one week of practice will help much. I can’t pick ATL over NO with Captain Kirk basically playing in lead boots
I don’t feel great about the Saints but Kirk Cousins is a damn corpse
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I don’t feel great about the Saints but Kirk Cousins is a damn corpse
Morten Andersen didn’t miss. He betrayed us & became a damn Falcon. The chicken fingers at his restaurant were good.
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November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Morten Andersen didn’t miss. He betrayed us & became a damn Falcon. The chicken fingers at his restaurant were good.
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Sticking with The Magic Mustache this week. Roll with what works
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November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Sticking with The Magic Mustache this week. Roll with what works
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Thank you Hoby, and your blessed mustache!
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Thank you Hoby, and your blessed mustache!
By the power of your holy mustache, deliver me from mediocrity Saint Hoby Brenner!
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November 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
By the power of your holy mustache, deliver me from mediocrity Saint Hoby Brenner!
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I’m gonna try happy good times Saints again. Healthcare fraud aside, Joe Horn rules. Everyone loves Joe Horn!
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October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’m gonna try happy good times Saints again. Healthcare fraud aside, Joe Horn rules. Everyone loves Joe Horn!
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Between the now malignant apathy of the Saints & my inability to understand this season, football is just kinda sucking for me this year
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Between the now malignant apathy of the Saints & my inability to understand this season, football is just kinda sucking for me this year
Jesus, man. Is that supposed me make me feel better?
October 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Jesus, man. Is that supposed me make me feel better?
Back to deep shame this week as I bring you Russell Erxleben, a kicker/punter taken in the first round (pick 11) of the ‘79 draft. To learn more about Russell, visit your local library, or read this depressing article.
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The Messed Up Life of 'The Most Hated Man in Saints History'
The Saints News Network takes a look back at the story of 'The Most Hated Man in Saints History': former kicker / punter Russell Erxleben
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October 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Back to deep shame this week as I bring you Russell Erxleben, a kicker/punter taken in the first round (pick 11) of the ‘79 draft. To learn more about Russell, visit your local library, or read this depressing article.
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No pressure little man, just rapping on your level.”
I think I have 3 or 4 more Testament cards left to do. Fucking hell.
#27 Alex Skolnick (2/17/25), #245 Joey Allen (4/10/25), & #101 Clay Anthony (9/13/24) were picked first. (5/5)
I think I have 3 or 4 more Testament cards left to do. Fucking hell.
#27 Alex Skolnick (2/17/25), #245 Joey Allen (4/10/25), & #101 Clay Anthony (9/13/24) were picked first. (5/5)
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
No pressure little man, just rapping on your level.”
I think I have 3 or 4 more Testament cards left to do. Fucking hell.
#27 Alex Skolnick (2/17/25), #245 Joey Allen (4/10/25), & #101 Clay Anthony (9/13/24) were picked first. (5/5)
I think I have 3 or 4 more Testament cards left to do. Fucking hell.
#27 Alex Skolnick (2/17/25), #245 Joey Allen (4/10/25), & #101 Clay Anthony (9/13/24) were picked first. (5/5)
“Nah, man. No judgement here. Testament is a safe place for all people to come together as a community.”
“Why don’t you head down to the community food pantry & grab yourself a snack, & Teen Counselor Alex Skolnick will be down to talk with you. (4/5)
“Why don’t you head down to the community food pantry & grab yourself a snack, & Teen Counselor Alex Skolnick will be down to talk with you. (4/5)
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“Nah, man. No judgement here. Testament is a safe place for all people to come together as a community.”
“Why don’t you head down to the community food pantry & grab yourself a snack, & Teen Counselor Alex Skolnick will be down to talk with you. (4/5)
“Why don’t you head down to the community food pantry & grab yourself a snack, & Teen Counselor Alex Skolnick will be down to talk with you. (4/5)
I feel bad for Testament, because making jokes about Exodus is so much easier.
They look so goddamn friendly, too. Even Chuck Billy, a brick shithouse made of bricks made of brick shithouses, looks like he’s just here to rap with you.
“Hey, little brother…have a seat.”
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They look so goddamn friendly, too. Even Chuck Billy, a brick shithouse made of bricks made of brick shithouses, looks like he’s just here to rap with you.
“Hey, little brother…have a seat.”
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October 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I feel bad for Testament, because making jokes about Exodus is so much easier.
They look so goddamn friendly, too. Even Chuck Billy, a brick shithouse made of bricks made of brick shithouses, looks like he’s just here to rap with you.
“Hey, little brother…have a seat.”
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They look so goddamn friendly, too. Even Chuck Billy, a brick shithouse made of bricks made of brick shithouses, looks like he’s just here to rap with you.
“Hey, little brother…have a seat.”
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guitarists Alex Skolnick & Eric Peterson, drummer Louie Clemente & bassist Greg Christian make up this innovative & explosive group. Their latest LP Souls of Black shows their talent & versatility as well as their concern for world problems.”
So much Bay Area metal left in a very small pile. (2/5)
So much Bay Area metal left in a very small pile. (2/5)
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guitarists Alex Skolnick & Eric Peterson, drummer Louie Clemente & bassist Greg Christian make up this innovative & explosive group. Their latest LP Souls of Black shows their talent & versatility as well as their concern for world problems.”
So much Bay Area metal left in a very small pile. (2/5)
So much Bay Area metal left in a very small pile. (2/5)
Splitting the difference between glory (bringing us our 1st playoff win) & failure (throwing the ball backward in Tiger Stadium) this week with Aaron Brooks.
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Splitting the difference between glory (bringing us our 1st playoff win) & failure (throwing the ball backward in Tiger Stadium) this week with Aaron Brooks.
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proceeds to swallow it. As everyone cheers the unlikely victory, Zetro burps & walks off into traffic.
Welcome back Exodus House. I missed you.
#166 Exodus (5/21/25), #4 Fred Coury (3/29/25), & #128 Dave “Burt” Sabo (4/1/25) were pulled first. (6/6)
Welcome back Exodus House. I missed you.
#166 Exodus (5/21/25), #4 Fred Coury (3/29/25), & #128 Dave “Burt” Sabo (4/1/25) were pulled first. (6/6)
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proceeds to swallow it. As everyone cheers the unlikely victory, Zetro burps & walks off into traffic.
Welcome back Exodus House. I missed you.
#166 Exodus (5/21/25), #4 Fred Coury (3/29/25), & #128 Dave “Burt” Sabo (4/1/25) were pulled first. (6/6)
Welcome back Exodus House. I missed you.
#166 Exodus (5/21/25), #4 Fred Coury (3/29/25), & #128 Dave “Burt” Sabo (4/1/25) were pulled first. (6/6)
their breath, something with superglue & jock straps, etc.
It probably all came down to a single penalty kick (shades of the Caine/Stallone/Pele vehicle Victory), & just as it looked like the snobs found an open spot in the net, Zetro comes flying in, catches the ball in his mouth, & (5/6)
It probably all came down to a single penalty kick (shades of the Caine/Stallone/Pele vehicle Victory), & just as it looked like the snobs found an open spot in the net, Zetro comes flying in, catches the ball in his mouth, & (5/6)
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their breath, something with superglue & jock straps, etc.
It probably all came down to a single penalty kick (shades of the Caine/Stallone/Pele vehicle Victory), & just as it looked like the snobs found an open spot in the net, Zetro comes flying in, catches the ball in his mouth, & (5/6)
It probably all came down to a single penalty kick (shades of the Caine/Stallone/Pele vehicle Victory), & just as it looked like the snobs found an open spot in the net, Zetro comes flying in, catches the ball in his mouth, & (5/6)
broken windshield.
I wonder if Rob ever organized a soccer match. Exodus House vs. “Those Snobs from the Country Club” to raise money for Testament House Charities? I imagine hijinks ensued. Rick & Rob playing all manner of pranks on the snobs. Using the fart machine so they couldn’t catch (4/6)
I wonder if Rob ever organized a soccer match. Exodus House vs. “Those Snobs from the Country Club” to raise money for Testament House Charities? I imagine hijinks ensued. Rick & Rob playing all manner of pranks on the snobs. Using the fart machine so they couldn’t catch (4/6)
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broken windshield.
I wonder if Rob ever organized a soccer match. Exodus House vs. “Those Snobs from the Country Club” to raise money for Testament House Charities? I imagine hijinks ensued. Rick & Rob playing all manner of pranks on the snobs. Using the fart machine so they couldn’t catch (4/6)
I wonder if Rob ever organized a soccer match. Exodus House vs. “Those Snobs from the Country Club” to raise money for Testament House Charities? I imagine hijinks ensued. Rick & Rob playing all manner of pranks on the snobs. Using the fart machine so they couldn’t catch (4/6)
roommates fuck around & distract you.
Except in Rob’s case it’s not Blimpo & Grunt downing Old Milwaukee in the kitchen trying to make hot dogs, but knuckleheads of Exodus House starting fires, eating glass (Zetro), & coming home with a vicuña gotten for trading in an AMC Gremlin with a (3/6)
Except in Rob’s case it’s not Blimpo & Grunt downing Old Milwaukee in the kitchen trying to make hot dogs, but knuckleheads of Exodus House starting fires, eating glass (Zetro), & coming home with a vicuña gotten for trading in an AMC Gremlin with a (3/6)
October 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
roommates fuck around & distract you.
Except in Rob’s case it’s not Blimpo & Grunt downing Old Milwaukee in the kitchen trying to make hot dogs, but knuckleheads of Exodus House starting fires, eating glass (Zetro), & coming home with a vicuña gotten for trading in an AMC Gremlin with a (3/6)
Except in Rob’s case it’s not Blimpo & Grunt downing Old Milwaukee in the kitchen trying to make hot dogs, but knuckleheads of Exodus House starting fires, eating glass (Zetro), & coming home with a vicuña gotten for trading in an AMC Gremlin with a (3/6)
Fabulous Disaster & Impact Is Imminent. His heroes include Geezer Butler, Steve Harris, & the late Jaco Pastorious.”
Rob McKillop is a soccer fan. I imagine he’s like any other soccer fan with a bunch of rowdy roommates. Trying to watch a match at 3am on the only TV in the house while your (2/6)
Rob McKillop is a soccer fan. I imagine he’s like any other soccer fan with a bunch of rowdy roommates. Trying to watch a match at 3am on the only TV in the house while your (2/6)
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Fabulous Disaster & Impact Is Imminent. His heroes include Geezer Butler, Steve Harris, & the late Jaco Pastorious.”
Rob McKillop is a soccer fan. I imagine he’s like any other soccer fan with a bunch of rowdy roommates. Trying to watch a match at 3am on the only TV in the house while your (2/6)
Rob McKillop is a soccer fan. I imagine he’s like any other soccer fan with a bunch of rowdy roommates. Trying to watch a match at 3am on the only TV in the house while your (2/6)
I’m glad they all get along & still kick ass together. If you haven’t heard Anthrax’s cover of Ball of Confusion with Joey Belladonna & John Bush, I suggest you seek it out.
#9 Grateful Dead Europe 90 (10/26/24 & 3/24/25) & #32 Greg Christian (7/2/25) were picked first. (6/6)
#9 Grateful Dead Europe 90 (10/26/24 & 3/24/25) & #32 Greg Christian (7/2/25) were picked first. (6/6)
October 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’m glad they all get along & still kick ass together. If you haven’t heard Anthrax’s cover of Ball of Confusion with Joey Belladonna & John Bush, I suggest you seek it out.
#9 Grateful Dead Europe 90 (10/26/24 & 3/24/25) & #32 Greg Christian (7/2/25) were picked first. (6/6)
#9 Grateful Dead Europe 90 (10/26/24 & 3/24/25) & #32 Greg Christian (7/2/25) were picked first. (6/6)
I don’t like Foreigner, but I’m certainly not knocking the cover band lifestyle. One of my favorite concert experiences was seeing Frontiers: The Premier Journey Tribute Band. I get it.
All joking aside, Joey kicks ass, & Anthrax kicked ass when he was kicking ass in Anthrax. (5/6)
All joking aside, Joey kicks ass, & Anthrax kicked ass when he was kicking ass in Anthrax. (5/6)
October 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I don’t like Foreigner, but I’m certainly not knocking the cover band lifestyle. One of my favorite concert experiences was seeing Frontiers: The Premier Journey Tribute Band. I get it.
All joking aside, Joey kicks ass, & Anthrax kicked ass when he was kicking ass in Anthrax. (5/6)
All joking aside, Joey kicks ass, & Anthrax kicked ass when he was kicking ass in Anthrax. (5/6)