You’ve done the impossible, @Pokemon. Never in my life have I canceled a preorder, much less of a Pokémon game, because of some news that broke about said game. I waited 12 years for my boy Delphox to shine and you do this and all the DLC 💩? This is too much for me. I’m done.

The Yoshinator.

I hope Apple can give me a set bonus, or something. #pridemonth2025

And oh yes, exhibit E, which also relates to exhibit C.

May I present to the court exhibit A. And B. And C. And a very damning D.

Want me to continue, or have I made my point?

Bet. This was the first computer I ever used, and no cap, I was barely a toddler when I learned my way around it.

Plenty of games I grew up with on this thing, including Dark Castle, as well as a couple of EA gems: SkyFox and Pinball Constructor Set.

A wild echidna appeared!

I could have the makings of a champion axe thrower here. #BattleAxeAU