You know what would make this worse? After every interface, deadlock always gives the best aftercares to ratchet, when he’s not tired of course, and ratchet would just hate it. He would rather feel used than a lover

They are either the bravest or dumbest bots in the world to actually try to do that on THE Megatron’s daughter…

The moment optimus got a taste of that spike, he suddenly found out he’s into old mechs that are old enough to be his sire and you know what? Good for him

UM: it could be worse. At least he’s not marrying him-
Op: *bursts through the door* yeah, so, turns out we both romantically love each other and moving in together
UM: …it’s official. Primus hates me.

Would you rather have a small spike or a beautiful flowing valve? Truly the question of the century

You see, there are two routes Megatron can go:
He can stay by Orion’s side until he passes away peacefully
Or
He does whatever it takes to forcefully keep Orion alive by any means necessary

Well, it was nice while it lasted…

“You’ll do, I guess” aah lugnut when he see Optimus pregnant

Oh this would be even crazier if Optimus got pregnant. Like Megatron takes days off to take care of him and Optimus starts to notice that the killer has also bern slow during his pregnancy(weird coincidence 👀)

Optimus would just take a huge bite of Megatron and Megatron would just be like: “he’s so beautiful”

Tfa Megatron is just staring daggers at his lost light self, who is unaware of Tfa Optimus flirting with him (maybe they can share in the end 😏)

The moment Megatron finds out that she’s his kid he immediately breaks out of jail and kidnaps her (along with Optimus for more drama) to play out his version of ‘happy family’.

(Later after Orion flinched away from Dee and Dee panicking from it)
Orion: sorry about that, wanna make out again?
Dee:… sure why not

Bonus: when they finally have kids, the miscarriage ones survive and Orion doesn’t know why but he cried the hardest during their births, feeling weirdly relieved

Oof, I can definitely see Megatron falling in love with Optimus in this au while Optimus… he tolerates him, granted that’s mostly for their kid’s sake, but love? No. After everything they’ve been through, he can never feel genuine love for him and Megatron knows this (he likes to pretend though)

The primes watching from the great beyond or smth: You know what? We can change that.”
(Meg proceeds to accidentally get Orion pregnant)

I think they met noise but now that makes it more confusing, like what noises does a pregnant person make?

Term must have been tweeking out when Orion went back to his timeline, he wants that cookie so bad

Question: if they were to have kids, would Megatron help take them off or would he be that cruel to keep it on?

Yeah, they’re going through a really bad divorce in bayverse…