How Horrifying

These look dope as heck but we need lore, man. Give us the lore!

Mound reference. Patrician taste.

I'm not saying this sounds like an SCP event but...

I mean mushrooms aren't intelligent so man's just having a snack. It's like a human eating chimp meat. Gruesome? Sure. Nutritious? You bet your sweet bippy!

Being also clueless about plastic I will say it sounds about right, as my kids also recently demolished an old Castles and Crusaders prop of mine I dug up from the attic. The thing snapped like peanut brittle.

VTTs and their consequeces have been a disaster for the gaming hobby.

Just theatre of the mind it and refer to your sourcebooks, everybody.

My kids would play with this until it turned into little plastic shreds so I'll just admire it from a distance instead.

Players should be free to play their characters as they choose. At worst, I define Law/Chaos & Good/Evil as Steadfasteness/Spontaneity & Selflessness/ selfishness. That does the trick.

Good questions. The answer is "yes"

Yeah, that'll do it