(with a bonus fuck off)

We walked to every restaurant and place we visited looking for them too. Looked in my hoodie from the first day, saw the valet ticket stuck in the bottom of my front pocket and started CUSSING 😂

I hate customer service Ai so much I deactivated the one my company used three days after starting and refuse to turn it back on.

Good lookin out! Lost one of my Pixel buds while packing and I think it's gone :(

My man sing to me like Kem does I'ma keep popping em out too cuz the only thing he's pulling out of is the garage to get more diapers.

We got your back, boo. You gave so much to us, let us hold some of the weight for a while. ❤️

For years I've been pushing myself in unhealthy ways to combat a monster I've haven't had a fair chance against. I don't look to stop working, but I can admit I'm a little in over my head.

Oh yea das me. Except I be naked a lot 😂

The minute that plane drops the tiniest bit my soul departs my body in preparation for death

I've told my son I'll meow mix his shit up he didn't stop trying to give my mom my GPS coordinates before 😂

This post just presented me with my own birth certificate.