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Blackorkney
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Make mine a 99 🍦🍫
As long as it's not insentivising Mrs Goodwin to have more children, we might come out of this on top.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Really difficult to know whose side to take here. And not in a good way.
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I feel a poppy worn in memory of the sacrifice of the largely conscripted working class during two world wars is worthy. The cult of the poppy to boost some perverted kind of English nationalism under cover of subsidising a poor career choice is not the same thing.
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Wait till he hears about Australia and the Aboriginal population. Or the United States. Or India. Or...I could go on.
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Logical outcome is Tory/Labour coalition.
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🤣
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Dreadful woman
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Sure, but at least they could confiscate his golf clubs.
October 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sandringham sounds like a let off. He should be exiled to South Georgia or somewhere and Ferguson with him. Horrible, tacky people.
October 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Someone briefs him?
October 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
To go where and to do what? Are they just going to sneak in somewhere on an inflatable?
October 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Is he dying his hair now?
October 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The fact is, I'd much rather spend time in Birmingham than hang out in Chipping Norton or some other Tory-infested hell hole.
October 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Wild times
October 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I've had one where I live for the past 25 years. Makes life so much easier. If anyone can seriously articulate why they're a bad idea for the UK, get in touch.
September 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'd imagine one could pick up worse conditions at these conferences.
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I doubt even Reform would have him.
September 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I don't think I'd mind someone reading my Whatsapps from 8 years ago. You can tell Harry Cole would.
September 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
However, with these supine idiots we have as politicians...
September 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Vaccination certificates required from everyone entering from US. No certificate, no entry. As simple as that.
September 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"Man Who Stirs Shit Complains of Flies"
September 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Get Starmer out. He has no heft, charisma or vision. The Peter Principle in a blagged suit.
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The PM put himself in this position. He's a dead man walking.
September 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM