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@blacknochaser.bsky.social
Data Analyst
Horror nerd
Licensed to carry ❤️
Horror nerd
Licensed to carry ❤️
Not Angie Stone, lord.
March 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Not Angie Stone, lord.
50% off Telfar puffer bags…let me go grab a couple
a woman is standing in front of a film reel with the words the fright night files on the bottom
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a film reel with the words the fright night files on the bottom
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January 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
50% off Telfar puffer bags…let me go grab a couple
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I miss being able to walk into a Macys and have the old women with their measuring tape around their necks measure my titties. They were so kind and knowledgeable smh
January 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I miss being able to walk into a Macys and have the old women with their measuring tape around their necks measure my titties. They were so kind and knowledgeable smh
Almost dropped to my knees when I saw my empanada taco place was closed 😭
January 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Almost dropped to my knees when I saw my empanada taco place was closed 😭
Why are there so many spam accounts and catfishes on here
December 27, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Why are there so many spam accounts and catfishes on here
Ohh they fucked up showing me this hello kitty slow cooker
December 26, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Ohh they fucked up showing me this hello kitty slow cooker
Guess I’ll start baking my cakes tonight
December 24, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Guess I’ll start baking my cakes tonight
My Instacart lady is a real one. Picked my collards perfectly and got the last pack of turkey wings. Not all heroes wear capes 😭
December 24, 2024 at 10:48 PM
My Instacart lady is a real one. Picked my collards perfectly and got the last pack of turkey wings. Not all heroes wear capes 😭
It is 11 F outside. Outdoors ain’t happening today.
December 22, 2024 at 2:58 PM
It is 11 F outside. Outdoors ain’t happening today.
I talk to myself lol
yall don’t even be talking to me on here for real 😭
December 21, 2024 at 2:40 PM
I talk to myself lol
The flu is beating my ass omg 😭
December 17, 2024 at 5:10 PM
The flu is beating my ass omg 😭
His flabbers were gasted
Why is she doing all of this???? Someone call her Mother, her man or an exorcist please! 🙏🏽
December 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
His flabbers were gasted
I just love when I get cancelled meeting notifications
a woman covering her mouth with her hand with the words won 't he do it behind her
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December 10, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I just love when I get cancelled meeting notifications
Issa blizzard outside and these folks put peppermint in my coffee. I’ll try again tomorrow.
December 5, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Issa blizzard outside and these folks put peppermint in my coffee. I’ll try again tomorrow.
Mario Lopez looks scary af on this Christmas special
December 5, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Mario Lopez looks scary af on this Christmas special
Was gifted a Hoover carpet cleaner and I’m about to wear this bad boy out
November 29, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Was gifted a Hoover carpet cleaner and I’m about to wear this bad boy out
Now I understand why my parents had house cleaners. Hired some and never looked back 😌
November 26, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Now I understand why my parents had house cleaners. Hired some and never looked back 😌
Hit em strictly with that five..fah fah fah fah fah..fah fahhh. Fah.
November 25, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Hit em strictly with that five..fah fah fah fah fah..fah fahhh. Fah.
Alex Cross only got me hooked because of Aldis Hodge
November 24, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Alex Cross only got me hooked because of Aldis Hodge
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Listening to Luther like
November 24, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Listening to Luther like
Immediately
I thought I was the only one that heard the tone switch ups.
Reincarnated is giving Slim Shady a bit
November 24, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Immediately
Listening to Luther like
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in front of a door .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in front of a door .
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November 24, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Listening to Luther like
Reincarnated is giving Slim Shady a bit
November 24, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Reincarnated is giving Slim Shady a bit
DMs looking like a 62’ class reunion. Leave me alone
November 24, 2024 at 12:59 PM
DMs looking like a 62’ class reunion. Leave me alone