Today is my 42nd trip around the sun.

My wife asked me what I wanted for breakfast, and I said "A plate of bacon."

She ended up making me some peameal bacon, regular bacon, and bacon cinnatwists!

Thank you, beautiful!

Tell me why a week before Christmas, Dollarama has Valentine's Day shit on the shelves?

Are we not gonna let the year end first?

My custom made Nike AF1 Jamaica shoes.

Third Pig: "You can huff and puff all you want, you'll never knock this brick house down!"

Big Bad Wolf: "Bet."

Just because you're an adult and now have McDonald's money, doesn't always mean you should have McDonald's.

I found these at Dollarama.
These are super delicious.

It is spicy, so if you can't handle or don't like spice, this isn't for you lol