Blackius Maximus
blackiusmaximus.bsky.social
Blackius Maximus
@blackiusmaximus.bsky.social
I balm atomically…
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeennnnnn I….had yooooooouuuu….i treated you baaaaaaaaayeaaaaad, and wrong my dear….
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
November 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Herein lies the problem, you are reinforcing a pretense that the violence & violent rhetoric are equally distributed and accepted.

By this logic, a klansman getting attacked for burning a cross on a family’s lawn would be just as lamentable as the years of racial violence that group perpetrated.
September 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Funny how much we will expand or contract our lexicon to protect bigots and erase the marginalized.
August 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Fuck it…one for an OG…

#DrawABird
August 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Complete with the bad Jamaican accent and everything.
August 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is almost as blasphemous as…
August 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My favorite Doctor and companion(s)
August 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Almost 10 years ago, my daughter wished aloud that RJD2 and Kenna could know how much she loved their song “Games You Can Win”…so I tweeted them. RJD2 responded asking me her name then sent this response.

Chill ass dude.
July 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A Roller Skating Jam Named "Saturdays" by De La Soul
June 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The vapidity is staggering.

I used to recite the opening to this Dobyns poem to my youngest to get them to slow their mind down a bit.

Some of these ppl need it playing in their earbuds nonstop.
June 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Tired: Just deny him any due process.

Wired:
June 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
May 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“I woulda ‘swung’ on him like…”
March 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Translation:
January 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“So how are things going on that other si…”
December 15, 2024 at 6:29 AM
We were broke broke, but when my brother got his school-issued guitar, plastic bread clips became lil treasures (free guitar picks). I still hesitate to throw them away.
December 5, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Ok!
November 22, 2024 at 7:52 PM
iOS 18 lets you black out icons and I have to be honest…this kinda sexy.
November 18, 2024 at 3:40 AM