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blackhelm.bsky.social
Middest of Landers™
@blackhelm.bsky.social
I pop out sometimes to drop mid-tier edits, what up.

20+ | he/him | crystal DC
mostly SFW
icon: @maddiebiscuits.bsky.social
♫ — never even said what we're supposed to be (cause I don't know) #AfterDarkAU

(feat. @badfakename.bsky.social @scholaroftheaxe.bsky.social)
September 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
we'll always have the memories.
August 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
nerd.
July 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I miss the pre-DT pout on Confused every day of my life, man. It just don’t hit the same no more.
June 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Nothin' fancy.
I just like to go back to the vanilla hair sometimes.
June 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
yes, he IS dumb enough to bake a lot for his birthday.
...he'll eat em all too.
June 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
when one becomes two.
May 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
manchildren (& girlfailures) U N I T E
May 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
real shit.
May 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I assure you, this comes from the heart. As one of the ten men of color that plays this game (for legal reasons, This Is A Joke) this scene right here almost made me jump outta my chair in joy

"You mean Lahabrea is black!?"

I was SO EXCITED
May 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Wrapping up recording, ask us anything! #AfterDarkAU

(feat. @scholaroftheaxe.bsky.social @badfakename.bsky.social)
May 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
it's hard out here, man.
April 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
yee, and might I add, haw.
April 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
♫ — it's the music of the rain and the city lights
April 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
ready for their close-up. #AfterDarkAU

(feat. @badfakename.bsky.social)
April 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
by the way, I cooked.
April 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oh right, spoiler embargo—

…so Simulant Sphene is officially Best Girl
April 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
404.
April 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
keep out.
April 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
talk about inner pain, amiright.
April 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You already know, bro
March 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Oh thanks, booboo—ahem...

A gpose train, with some items from the backlogs.

4 mutuals, 4 gposes. Feel free to abstain if you like.

@moonlitmadame.bsky.social
@abalathiasspine.bsky.social
@holybleed.bsky.social
@liz.blackthorne-mansion.com
March 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
let's BOOGIE. 🕺
March 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
feelin dead inside, hbu.

(feat. @moonlitmadame.bsky.social)
March 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM