question for the masses: do coffee shops generally offer decaf lattes? i'm trying to cut back on caffeine on account of my Issues and Problems which are maybe being exacerbated by it but i don't want the baristas to think i'm lame

is anyone else feeling the Dread or is it just me

3 drinks in 30 minutes did not save me. maybe full bottle of soju and impromptu PTO tomorrow will

god grant me the strength and serenity and grace not to look at the news or reddit or google's electoral vote map. or however that prayer goes

just looked up some weather stats for torrance and it straight up hasn't rained since may 5th. if we believe in ourselves hard enough we can hit that six months dry mark on election day 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

$8 spirit halloween skeleton that's been living on my dining table for the past two years is really carrying my candy bowl setup today

clinging to the cliffs of mental stability by one hand and the end of daylight savings time is smiling and winking at me while it lowers its giant boot towards my fingers. i think i may have gotten a little lost in the metaphor sauce but the point i'm soooooo fucked

when i'm elected president i'm abolishing the marine layer and daytime highs below 70 degrees

my cats' day job is sleeping and their night job is walking across my computer to send keysmashes to my friends on discord and open 17 calculators

whooping and cheering in my empty apartment upon looking at the 7-day weather forecast and seeing high 70s. thank you santa ana winds <333

so cool how i'm already depressed about the weather and how early the sun is setting and we haven't even Fallen Back yet. group killing ourselves starts sunday november 3rd at 2am LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no better feeling on this earth than being in the general LAX area, seeing the completely unmoving lanes of traffic headed into the loop, and driving right past them bc you don't actually have to go to the airport 🙏 it truly is the little things in life

surely i will not regret drinking this vietnamese coffee at 7pm (<- woman who will definitely be laying in bed cursing her miserable existence at 2 in the morning)

have you staged a scientific experiment via meat thermometer and determined that your fingertips are approx 20 degrees colder than your neck after sitting outside for an hour or do you have a circulatory system that actually functions

maze going thru it tonight