Is this festive enough? Heh.

Due to the character limit, you will need to open the alternate text on this one, mortals.

I will also accept kneeling before me.

#GokuBlackFriday

You would all do well to live by these words.

#GokuBlackFriday

Guess what today is, mortals...

The speed at which you mortals are destroying yourselves is both proof of me being right about you but also leaves me with little else to do but watch you slowly succumb to self-destruction. It would be merciful to end your misery.

I don't think you deserve that.

Meant to be for Christmas Eve but oh well.

Wisdom is realizing that this statement gets more and more true.

It sure sounded threatening...

Go on. Do it. #GokuBlackFriday

I mean, obviously. #GokuBlackFriday

It's time I moved on to a less... shall we say "constrictive" environment?

And we'll start off with the soon-to-be annual celebration of #GokuBlackFriday.