Blackened Merlin
@blackenedmerlin.bsky.social
It wouldn't be alien abduction. It would be a rescue! This place 🌐 is nutz.
Send 🛸 emergency exfil!
Factotum, prototypes, solder & a surgeon w/a dremel.
🇺🇸🌊📎❤☮🇺🇦🌻🐾☕(=>÷)
Beginning to think I can reflow-solder a rainy day.
I'm actually a cat 🐈⬛ with thumbs!
Send 🛸 emergency exfil!
Factotum, prototypes, solder & a surgeon w/a dremel.
🇺🇸🌊📎❤☮🇺🇦🌻🐾☕(=>÷)
Beginning to think I can reflow-solder a rainy day.
I'm actually a cat 🐈⬛ with thumbs!
There is a prescident for solving this problem.
October 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
There is a prescident for solving this problem.
This MAGA regime isn't a triumphant Reich installing their master plan. They're psychotic crackheads ripping the copper pipes & wiring out of the walls of a rented house to sell, and to wreck the Woke Machine that makes women not want to fuck them.
May 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This MAGA regime isn't a triumphant Reich installing their master plan. They're psychotic crackheads ripping the copper pipes & wiring out of the walls of a rented house to sell, and to wreck the Woke Machine that makes women not want to fuck them.
Yer tellin me this guy thinks the pumpkin putin should be pope... and there's really ANYONE else that thinks it's a good idea?!?!
April 30, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Yer tellin me this guy thinks the pumpkin putin should be pope... and there's really ANYONE else that thinks it's a good idea?!?!
...or explodes, like his really big bottle rocket
March 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
...or explodes, like his really big bottle rocket