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My cousin Hextavia would like a word with you
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My cousin Hextavia would like a word with you
Imagine getting pulled over on the way home with those items in the car, then trying to explain that they are Christmas gifts from work
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Imagine getting pulled over on the way home with those items in the car, then trying to explain that they are Christmas gifts from work
Small comfort but glad you were not in the car at the time. That $4k would cover the first hour of a hospital stay
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Small comfort but glad you were not in the car at the time. That $4k would cover the first hour of a hospital stay
Was probably her plan the whole time. Lure someone in with the promise of dinner then use them for labor
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Was probably her plan the whole time. Lure someone in with the promise of dinner then use them for labor
Some people just want to watch the world burn
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Will be there on Saturday. The Christmas Village opens that weekend as well
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Will be there on Saturday. The Christmas Village opens that weekend as well
Means you have to watch while using a treadmill to power the projector
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Means you have to watch while using a treadmill to power the projector
Instead of inheriting property the heirs would get massive debt
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Instead of inheriting property the heirs would get massive debt
As an American you have the right to start a GoFundMe account to try and cover healthcare costs.
College Humor/Dropout did a great video on that
College Humor/Dropout did a great video on that
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
As an American you have the right to start a GoFundMe account to try and cover healthcare costs.
College Humor/Dropout did a great video on that
College Humor/Dropout did a great video on that
They have a job, to pre-warm the bed
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
They have a job, to pre-warm the bed
Next year’s theme should be “This party could have been an email”
October 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Next year’s theme should be “This party could have been an email”
Would deviled eggs be appropriate?
September 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Would deviled eggs be appropriate?
Bet the book is written entirely in crayon
September 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Bet the book is written entirely in crayon
Most attendees go to Reading Terminal for meals so it gets crowded. Go a few blocks east to Chinatown and try stuff there. Also, the marathon is the same weekend, look out for road closures
August 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Most attendees go to Reading Terminal for meals so it gets crowded. Go a few blocks east to Chinatown and try stuff there. Also, the marathon is the same weekend, look out for road closures
We have Stromboli chips at a store here. Nobody has been brave enough to try them
July 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We have Stromboli chips at a store here. Nobody has been brave enough to try them
Sorry for the late happy birthday wishes. Will get you a cake as compensation
July 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Sorry for the late happy birthday wishes. Will get you a cake as compensation
That is no longer just a shirt, that is art
July 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
That is no longer just a shirt, that is art
A person walks up to a counter and is able to buy a ticket for and board a flight leaving in 10 minutes
March 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A person walks up to a counter and is able to buy a ticket for and board a flight leaving in 10 minutes
How do you like them apples partner?
January 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
How do you like them apples partner?
The band MUNA has a podcast that often brings on other musicians.
January 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The band MUNA has a podcast that often brings on other musicians.